04-03-2017, 06:10 PM
<div align="center">Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the S33 SHL Awards Show - the "Buffalo Stampede Shitstorm" edition!
We're coming to you today from the TD Garden right here in Boston where the weather is absolutely gorgeous! I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to being here for yet another awards show here tonight! We've got all the great ones up for grabs tonight - The Stevens, the Dar, the Richand, and of course the presentation of the Challenge Cup!
Things will be getting started around 8 PM EST tonight, so hurry on back here to catch all the fun!
But first thing's first - let's check out the stars as they walk down our red carpet!
Challenge Cup
New England Wolfpack
Cole Reinhart (West Champions)
Calgary Dragons
Mathias Chouinard (East Champions)
New England Wolfpack
President's Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
New England Wolfpack
Mike Honcho Trophy (Lowest GAA)
Matt Lewis-Flood
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs)
Danny Foster
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goals Leader)
Theo Kane
Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (Points Leader)
Theo Kane
John McBride (Best Goalie)
Matt Lewis-Flood
Mikke Laukkanen
Robert Andersson
Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman
Alonzo Garbanzo
Jormaa Ruutu
Wyatt Wollker
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two Way Forward)
Theo Kane
Randy Randleman
:admirals: Jonathan Lundberg
Aidan Richan Trophy (Breakout Star)
Steven Stamkos Jr.
Dieter Dominique
Jaxson Reynolds
Ryan Jesster Trophy Best Rookie
Luke Atmey
Terrance Nova
:admirals: Max Weber
Damien Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated Player)
CRUTCHFIELD
Tomen
Rabidsponge21
Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach)
Steelhead77 and c00kies
Eggy216 and Toivo
Lunaro and Karlssens
Lance Uppercut Award Best GM
ThatDamnWalrus and Tomen
Eggy216 and Toivo
Steelhead77 and c00kies
Anton Razov Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Mainio Makinen
Nathan Russell
Patrikov Bure
Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by players)
Theo Kane
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP)
Theo Kane
Randy Randleman
Matt Lewis-Flood
Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
Not Awarded
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We're coming to you today from the TD Garden right here in Boston where the weather is absolutely gorgeous! I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to being here for yet another awards show here tonight! We've got all the great ones up for grabs tonight - The Stevens, the Dar, the Richand, and of course the presentation of the Challenge Cup!
Things will be getting started around 8 PM EST tonight, so hurry on back here to catch all the fun!
But first thing's first - let's check out the stars as they walk down our red carpet!
Challenge Cup
New England Wolfpack
Cole Reinhart (West Champions)
Calgary Dragons
Mathias Chouinard (East Champions)
New England Wolfpack
President's Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
New England Wolfpack
Mike Honcho Trophy (Lowest GAA)
Matt Lewis-Flood
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs)
Danny Foster
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goals Leader)
Theo Kane
Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (Points Leader)
Theo Kane
John McBride (Best Goalie)
Matt Lewis-Flood
Mikke Laukkanen
Robert Andersson
Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman
Alonzo Garbanzo
Jormaa Ruutu
Wyatt Wollker
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two Way Forward)
Theo Kane
Randy Randleman
:admirals: Jonathan Lundberg
Aidan Richan Trophy (Breakout Star)
Steven Stamkos Jr.
Dieter Dominique
Jaxson Reynolds
Ryan Jesster Trophy Best Rookie
Luke Atmey
Terrance Nova
:admirals: Max Weber
Damien Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated Player)
CRUTCHFIELD
Tomen
Rabidsponge21
Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach)
Steelhead77 and c00kies
Eggy216 and Toivo
Lunaro and Karlssens
Lance Uppercut Award Best GM
ThatDamnWalrus and Tomen
Eggy216 and Toivo
Steelhead77 and c00kies
Anton Razov Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Mainio Makinen
Nathan Russell
Patrikov Bure
Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by players)
Theo Kane
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP)
Theo Kane
Randy Randleman
Matt Lewis-Flood
Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
Not Awarded
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