06-17-2020, 12:49 PM(This post was last modified: 06-17-2020, 01:36 PM by PremierBromanov.)
This was written before certain news arose and I hope it does not seem in bad taste
Early this morning it became apparent that Tampa Bay Barracuda General Manager Mediocre Clarinet Player (TBBGMMCP) had traded Leitner for the Sebastian Primeau instead of Jake Primeau, after a press conference in which TBBGMMCP made the statement "It was tough to trade Leitner, but we really wanted to give him a real shot at some playoff success in his last year. Furthermore, receiving Primeau will help fill some of the gaps we have at center while we transition through this rebuild".
Confused faces dotted the landscape of faces from TBBGMMCP's point of view. "What?"
"MCP, are you aware that Primeau is a goaltender and not a center?", to which was answered "We are not taking questions at this time"
"Did you really plan to have no goaltending for the final stretch of games?"
"That's an off topic question! You have been stopped!"
Sources indicated that at Tampa Internation Airport, Jake and Sebastian had bumped into each other, further adding to everyone's confusion. The league is awaiting a response from the HO on whether or not both Primeaus can play for TBB now, just so that no one is embarrassed.
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