<div align="center">Detroit Falcons @ St. Louis Scarecrows</div>

Game 64


Scoring Summary

Sinikka went to the box for being a dirty whore and put the Crows to the man advantage six minutes into the game. The Falcons cleared their zone, and stopped St. Louis in the neutral zone a few times before DarryL Landry got on the ice and retrieved a loose puck in his own end. Landry found Visser in the neutral zone who managed to hang on to it long enough to enter the zone and find Landry at the point. Ronnie Westbrook was tied up in front with Prince Daniel James and McSieve never saw DL23's shot. Got fucked big time by the Crows PP.


One fuckin' minute later and the Crows control the puck in the Detroit end on the stick of Targaryen-Jason Visser and him exchange passes along the left wing boards before Visser fires one wide. Diablo the god damn legend picks it up, swings it back to Targaryen at the point -motherfuckin' one touch passes it to Visser at the top of the left wing circle. The Visshound does some shit who knows it went in though, maybe he curled into the center and fired a shot, or what if he let the pass go by him -chased the puck into the corner, took his cock out and wrote his name in the corner while dangling the fuck out Zach Evans and shot the puck off the back of McSieve's bald head for the goal? You decide.


Fuck the Falcons came back real quick, just 7 seconds after the 2nd goal for St. Louis Sinkika buried it after Sami Free won the face off against Westbrook and the Crows top line. Rossi skated it into the St. Louis end and fired one from blue line that bounced up the center of the ice onto the stick of Jari Sinikka. Wally was getting the shakes after just nine minutes in goal and could really use another drink it was obvious so the Crows called him a time out so he could get a proper drink.


Derrick Glover the beautiful sexy white and gifted rookie for St. Louis caught Joey Ryan with a high stick and took a seat in the penalty box, he didn't have enough time to rub one out and he knew that, but it didn't stop him from giving it a few tugs while he watched Josh Merica skate the puck into the offensive zone -Merica looses the puck but Nova, fuckin' Nova picked that shit up and gave it to Metzler a dangermouse man from Austria, Venzia the city of gay pride and marijuana. Alexis Metzler is challenged by Jason Visser at the point, but the Visshound can't do shit before Kyle Kylrad received Metzlers sauce down low. Kylrad curls around the net avoiding the sticks of Kurczewski and Weber and beats Whalgren to the fuckin post on the wrap around.


Awh shit the Falcons had the Scarecrows pinned in their end, Whalgren had frozen the puck a number of times before Rhaegar Targaryen intercepted a pass from Metzler and hit Joe Kurczewski fresh off the bench who tore into the Detroit end 2 on 1 with Foster with Jari Sinikka back for Detroit. Foster took a pass from Kurczewski and McSieve came out to challenge towards the right face off circle before it was sent right back to the big man for the Scarecrows Joe Kurczewski on the back door.

3 Stars

Jason must have worked his ass off through his 21 minutes played cause he looked like a real bitch on the draw all night -was scored on killing a penalty but fuck 12/30 just not cutting it taking face offs, nonetheless the first star with 1G 1A, took 3 shots and hit Joey Ryans bitch ass at the start of the game after he lost the goddam draw

Fuck Foster had 6 hits in 14 minutes played what a fucking guy. He went +2 and didn't take any penalty minutes, best thing you can get from an enforcer especially when the team sucks at killing penalties so makes some fuckin sense Foster is the #2 star. He blocked a shot as well off the stick of Prince Daniel James shortly after the first goal of the game was scored so good on him settling things down n shit.

Targaryen played nearly six minutes on the power play and notched one assist on the man advantage, and one during 5v5 play. He intercepted 17 fucking passes which is cool most other guys who played as many minutes have 5-10 with exception of Rivet, Metzler and Evans who all did some good shit. Either way the two assists make Targaryen more sexually attractive and therefore star #3.

unsung balls and whatever jsut cause

Metzler intercepted 19 passes

Ronnie Westbrook went 20/34 in the face off circle, huge ass workload.

Casper Ek was the closest player to playing 4 minutes and 20 seconds with 4:49, but Randy Bobandy had a strong performance with 7:20 so your imagination can kind of make up the dream.