1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of):

I have about 4 hours of experience on this website, a seasoned vet of sim hockey

2. What kind of player do you intend to build?

I'm not building a player, I'm building a brick fucking wall.

3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate?

My first player

4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested?

Online or in real life, the absolute best part of a hockey team is the other players, and the jokes and shit among the team. I'm also big on a good location and a good logo (Colorado Mammoths check both boxes, so I came straight to your page first).

5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths?

Not yet

6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi?

That's why I'm here

7. What kind of music do you listen to?

Various Rock (killers/modest mouse/the cure/clash/pop-punk stuff), Hip hop (drake/staples/yg/lots of others), and sometimes I'll listen to EDM when im in the zone

8. What can you bring to our LR?

People say I'm really funny, also most pickup leagues appreciate when a goalie shows up

9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!

I played goalie in real life growing up, also I grew up in Colorado so I was basically born to be on the Mammoths

10. Link to player page/update thread

Look at this bad motherfucker