What goes on in the locker room stays in the locker room. This is my motto. This is my motto for almost everything in life. I'm not your typical gossip pal. In fact, I'm not much of a talkative human being...unless i'm drunk. I just do my thing and expect you to do yours.

But here i am, sober, selling my soul trying to earn them beloved 4 training points. A man gotta do what a man gotta do. Today is the day i make an exception. So here's the only thing that you need to know about us;

Our team's overall dick sizes and shapes are spectacular. Some of us are monsters. Some are smaller, but cute. Some are bent to the right, some bent to the left. Some are aiming for the sun, always ready for action. Others hanging low, clinging to life. But nobody, NOBODY, has a micro...and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the most important thing in this league.

Oh, and also, coach @TheDangaZone likes chicken parm and @King has already started to grow a playoff beard.

Needless to say, the Halifax Raiders are set for greatness.

Yours truly,
Mr. Faceoffs.