Derek Bohne would be centering the line consisting of non-Militia players. On his right wing would be Colorado Raptors winger Alex Winters. Winters is a great guy, and him and Bohne get along fantastically.

On the left wing, Rainbow Dash would slot in nicely. Dash is active and a big up-and-coming player in the league. Bohne and Dash have only spoken a few times, but they seem to get along pretty well.

For defense, I would definitely have to pick Jean-Pierre G**. He's an absolute stud. Even if controversy surrounds him lately, he's a solid defenseman and puts up great offensive numbers. Plus, he's my bean brother. How could I not include my bean brother?

To go alongside JP, I'd go with none other than Poopity Scoop. Scoop is a beast in his own right. Really, though, I just want to hear the announcer say his name.

In net, I'd go with McFleury. Honestly, I don't think we need a goalie when you've got G** and Scoop out there, but you guys wanted a goalie.

This team would get along great. The only trouble would be when we lose our first game and everyone blames everyone else.