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Mayuu · 10-15-2018, 05:26 AM

Tuesday: Scandals!

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[u]Task 2[/u]: Oh no! scandal has hit championship week here on day 2! as a beat reporter from TMZ obtained the police reports of a highly embarrasing arrest made from one of the players in the challenge cup series!.. In 150 words or more, create an official SHL press report to release to the media with a picture related to the incident, the details of this incident, what player or players were involved and the official reponse of the league.

Zach Evans spent the weekend before the finals in California to pump up the hype around the finals, he was busy shooting pictures and advertisement for the league he quickly got bored. On the Saturday evening he was under the influence of alcohol (amount of alcohol is not released by the SHL press) when he made a grievous error in front of an officer.
Zach had went to the beach with a bunch of highly influential people and they had found some frogs that they started having jumping competitions with, one of the frogs died mid jump. Steve-o which was part of the group dared Zach to eat it, which Zach after resisting succumbed to. This is a crime under California state law.

Zach has yet to make a statement but it is believed he will still take part in the finals.

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[u]Task 5[/u]: Newspapers and bloggers are covering the event all across the globe and they are looking for information to post to their readers!  Pick 3 of the topics below to write about!  Each topic is worth [u]1[/u] TPE. Each answer must be [u]50[/u] words or more.

- Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?
Jets firmly hold the title as favorites in the game, coming of a strong season with the highest point total of all teams and pulling of two great series to get to the finals.
Platoon just barely made the playoffs and has to be considered the underdogs, besting the Stampede in just 4-2 they do show promise. They will need to carry the momentum from the series vs Stampede to stand a chance against a Jets team that looks like it's firing on all cylinders.

- Which organization needs this championship more in terms of legacy?
Steelhawks would get another cup in short succession, this would cement them as a force in the recent seasons and could really be one of the more memorable teams from this era.
Jets have a plethora of cups and already have a great legacy, but another cup would put them closer to being next level!

- Who are the 3 most dangerous players on the ice in this series and why?
Zach Evans, Jason Visser and Gabriel Wong.
Why? They are the players are the most prone to fight and therefor cause damage, fighting being a bit reckless especially in hockey can cause injury easily would mean danger to any of the teams.
Evans and Visser are also very important point players

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[u]Task 7[/u]: Tomorrow the SHL marketing department will release the official championship series alternate logos to be sold to the public!  Design an Alternate logo for one of the teams involved in the challenge cup finals. that alternate must include the team name and season number within the logo.

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[u]Task 8[/u]: Tons of fans are about to arrive into town hungry and the SHL needs your help with the creation of 2 new original food items which the league can patent and serve at the stadiums!  The graphic specifications are below...

- Food item should be named after 1 player from each team in this series.

- Must include a picture of the food item.

- It should be an original recipe.

- Recipe must include at least 5 ingrediants each.

Zach Evans Zucchini Poppers (chicken)

1 lb. ground chicken breast (raw)

2 c. grated zucchini

2-3 green onions, sliced

1 clove garlic, minced

1 tsp salt

1/2 tsp pepper

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Jason Visser Pinapple dogs

1/2 pineapple, sliced

1 red onion, whole slices

Teriyaki Sauce

Hot Dogs

Hot Dog buns

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Friday: Last minute problem!

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[u]Task 9[/u]: We are just an hour away from the start of the challenge cup finals and you have been informed that Katy Perry has the gout and can not perform during the 1st intermission... YIKES!!!!!! ... to make matters worse Eggy and HO are not around to approve more money for a differant act!  You have been chosen to take on the unenviable task of putting together something which the whole world is about to watch ...with nothing but the 11 dollars in your pocket.

In 150 words or more, explain what you came up with and how will it be implamented. The Plan must include a diagram or picture.

Since Eggy and HO money fucked me, I'm going all in. Instead of trying to come up with a brilliant act, I let others do the work for me.
Plagiarism is the word a lawyer would use, I say free exposure and it's not my fault SHL decided to spend all the extra money on blow and ignore potential issues.
I quickly take to reddit and hire the creme de la creme to build me a play list of a 100 youtube videos, pay is 1$ for 10 videos, this will be the best pre-show in the history of NA sorts.
I get so many submissions I could easily make a 2000 video playlist, 100 videos later and i realize this shit will be so good I will be an honorary hall of famer. and i still got a buck in my pocket and you better believe I'm keeping that change.

Here's the list:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz7tMKlk...EP_KHIsOto

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