MONDAY PROMOTIONS TASK 1

Yeah Yeah….
Well its’ bout dat time…. You gonna see some shine
On the Winnipeg line
West Kendall gonna fall behind

Don’t worry bout dem haters
We got the badest players
We Layin down more goals than ice has layers

“Serving up some Biscuits, shattering some Glass
West coast gonna kick some east coast ass”

Kylrad, Weber,
Vissar’s a beast, you platoon pu$$y’s better call ya’ll priest

West Kendall need to do whatever please us
Cause they bout to meet our right wing Jesus

Look up to the heavens here come Zack Evans
He’s got more dynamite than JJ. Evans

“Serving up some Biscuits, shattering some Glass
West coast gonna kick some east coast ass”

“Serving up some Biscuits, shattering some Glass
West coast gonna kick some east coast ass”

“Serving up some Biscuits, shattering some Glass
West coast gonna kick some east coast ass”

And for the ladies we got Troy McClure,
Panties bout to hit the floor
He gonna go in raw, this I know for sure

Yeah…
Something must be wong cause it’s the end of this song. (181 Words)

TUESDAY: SCANDALS TASK 2

PRESS RELEASE

October  16, 2018

Paddy O’ Sullivan aka Ryan Perlman LW for the hockey team West Kendall Platoon was arrested this past weekend for drunken disorderly conduct, possession of pornography and a vape pen containing marijuana. The arrest took place shortly after a call was placed to the police regarding a man dressed in a Sasquatch costume shooting pucks at cars and pedestrians walking by the “Last shot pub” downtown. Several eye witnesses also reported that he was handing out pornographic materials and asking people to see if they can find his picture inside the magazines. Once in custody his costume was removed and police were able to find evidence needed to back up the allegations. A nearby restaurant was able to share this photo captured on their outdoor surveillance camera.

These charges bring a minimum fine of $2,000 and a maximum penalty of a year in jail, not to say what will happen to his career with the West Kendall Platoon who are gearing up for a big loss against the Winnipeg Jets in the Season 43 Challenge Cup series.
The Simulation Hockey League was asked to comment and had this to say.  “It’s a real shame when we see that the pressure can do to these players, we are hoping with some rehabilitation Paddy is able to make a comeback and hopefully he will still be able to play in this season’s cup.”

His court date is set for January 10, 2019. (238 Words)

THURSDAY: MARKETING & GRAPHICS  TASK 6, 7 & 8

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TASK 7



TASK 8






FRIDAY: LAST MINUTE PROBLEM  TASK 9

TASK 9

It’s never easy to wrangle talent but fortunately for the SHL and this 43rd Challenge Cup Finals crowd the Calgary dragons have you covered.
The first thing I would do is go out to the SHL parking lot and grab all the Calgary players who are undoubtedly tail gating and already half in the bag.
I would ask them to perform their special talent on stage during the first intermission and I would tell them that money is being donated to the charity of their choice.
Alex Mack will do an incredible magic trick with the help of his girlfriend… which will for sure go down as a “wardrobe malfunction”.
Esa will perform a fly fishing demonstration because wherever he is he usually has a fishing pole on him.
All of this will be going on while the rest of the team dances to Whitney Houston’s “How will I know” in the background.
It’s sure to grab people’s attention and some lucky charity will receive a dollar each. (168 Words)



BONUS QUESTION

Weber and Poulin