Bonus Question:

Ludwig Koch Schroder and Jon Ross


The SHL has heard about the recent arrest of star player Jon Ross of the West Kendall Platoon and has assigned a team to look into the issue and investigate the matter more. What we are able to say currently, however, are these few things. First off, we are aware that Ross may have been intoxicated or drugged at the time, leading to his wild actions. We also know that he did not act the way he did because that's who he is, as Ross is one of the most respected and liked players in the league. We can say that we do not believe Ross did it. Now, we know the incident involves Ross supposedly going around the opposing team of the finals, Winnipeg, and shouting "(expletive) the Jets!" This happened over and over supposedly, and he got physical with some fans it seemed. Again, we do not believe this was intentional and are looking into it further.


A young player that can make a name for himself this series could be Troy Mcclure of the Winnipeg Jets. He had a disappointing regular season in his first year out of the minors, but he can make himself known and put into hockey lore with a strong performance in the finals for the team.

The favorite this series are the Winnipeg Jets and the underdogs are the West Kendall Platoon. I say this because in the regular season, the Jets were the best team in the league with 70 points over the course of the season, while the Platoon were the worst team to make the playoffs, barely getting in with only 49 points.

The 3 most dangerous players on the ice in the series are Jason Visser of the Jets, Dani Forsberg of the Platoon, and CrossFit Jesus of the Jets. They're the most dangerous players on the ice because of how they did in the regular season. Visser had 70 points, one of the best players in the whole league and has been huge for Winnipeg. Forsberg led the Platoon in points with a little over 50 and Jesus was after Visser in points for the Jets, also a little over 50 points. That's why they are the most dangerous players on the ice.


Reporter: I am here with rookie Troy McClure of the Winnipeg Jets, Troy how are ya?

Troy: Not doing great to be totally honest. The transition from Colorado to Winnipeg this season has really taken a toll on me and my play I feel is affected as well.

Reporter: Why do you think that is? Do you think you are homesick?

Troy: God no. I hate both Denver and Winnipeg as cities. Both are very boring and nothing to do. I mainly miss the former Co GM of the Raptors. He was such a cool guy.

Reporter: Alright thats sort of weird to say. Anything else you want to say?

Troy: Yes. The Platoon suck. Where the hell even is West Kendall? How are they in WEST Kendall but in the East? They are going to be swept, we are going to make light work of them.

@Troy_McClure03


The plan is simple. Gritty. Gritty, the recently announced Flyers mascot, has no need for money, so I plan to pocket that, don't tell Eggy. Gritty, who luckily enough was already in town, has agreed that he will be part of the plan. What is he even going to do, you may be asking, especially since I bought no props. Well, all he is going to do is terrorize people. He is going to go around the stadium causing mayhem working from nosebleeds and end up on the ice which he plans to melt. How? You don't want to know why he has this, but Gritty has a lighter he plans to use. Does Gritty plan to use arson besides this? He wouldn't say, which adds to the suspense! I hope I made Eggy proud with the idea of Gritty going around and terrorizing people, I feel like that is what is best for the league after Perry dropped out.