Monday: Promotions

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Hey you little wannabe, let me show who you could be
Forget about skates on feet, cuz none of this will be for real
Show yourself and win a cup, be the best – Bubba Nuck
Or Oisin Fletcher in the flesh, manoeuvring like in game of chess
Challenge cup is my religion, every move is my decision
Im OBESE but quick on ice, you could be like Kimbo Slice
Knocking out everyone, be the teams biggest gun
Everyday check your scores, get that trophy make it yours
Your playoff sword is like candle, lone survivor West Kendal
They are picking trophy up, they don’t give a single fuck
Be ready when you come, don’t leave until you’re done
Next season make your run, and remember have some fun

And remember have some fun
And remember have some fun
And remember have some fun
And remember have some fun
And remember have some fun
And remember have some fun


Tuesday: Scandals!

The other day news and other media outlets received an information about a crime potentially done by one of the league players. The category of a crime was theft, more specifically theft of petrol from a police car, parked outside the police station. The rumours were not complete as the identity of the leagues player was not know, which lead to a suspicion that there must be a mistake and the rumours were fake news. Today we have finally been informed about the whole situation and sadly we have to inform the press and people that the rumours indeed were true and there is good evidence that confirms the person and the crime done. Few days ago Leafer Rielly, while visiting his granny at the country side, ran out of petrol, but the nearest fuel station was way too far for his liking, so he decided to siphon the petrol from the police car, parked outside the police station. His friend who was with him even made a picture of the crime which later on served as a proof. We as a league do not support any criminal activity and further discussions about Mr. Rielly's felony will follow.

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Friday: Last minute problem!
The act of Katy Perry has flopped and the entertainment during the first intermission is in danger. Considering that milions of people are going watch and only 11 dollars in the pocket I have to do some crazy strategy thinking. The budget is really not gonna help me, so I better buy myself a cup of coffee and bar of snickers for some sugar boost to my brain. Ahh, got it - youtube! So the plan during the first intermission, instead of Katy Perry performance, which would have been shit anyways and people would probably boo during it, I will have the production team to roll the Top10 of SHL finals from previous years. Some good highlight reel videos, that belongs to SHL league, so no copyright issues and money spent. Starting with the last seasons SHL finals best plays video, continuing with the biggest hits and so on. Thankfully the intermission lasts only 10 minutes, so we should be good with 3 highlight reel videos. Thanks for the coffee and snicker!