Where are they now, @Snussu , Dank Boija

After retiring from the SHL Dank Boija decided to take some time off and relax with a little herbs. Dank slowly smoked more and more weed until he decided he may as well just grow his own. One evening while growing his own and playing fortnite dank got pretty excited about his game and spilt his Mountain Dew code red onto one of his growing flowers, and spilts the crumbs of his sweet chilli heat dorritos onto the soil. He didn't notice and went to bed, rumors say that night there was a full moon, and the moon rays soaked the plant over night. When Dank woke up the next morning, the leafs were red and glowing, Dank went to smoke the weed and he said he experienced travel through time and space. Dank decided to resell the mystical pot and named it "Dankest Boija". But after a few people began smoking it and began traveling through time the US militariy caught on and had to stop it. They confiscated all the Dankest Boija they could find, and hid it in area 31, along with killing every time travel they could find. But, they could never find Dank, rumor has it he's still traveling through time being chased by time cops who are trying to confisicate the original plant of Dankest Boija.

Feature film coming soon.