Brian Morley, the Los Angeles Panthers legend and first ballot SHL hall of famer, is living a life of leisure in his retired days. He has sired over eighty children around the planet with various ladies of the night. He runs a successful cocaine dispensary in Beirut as well as a successful kangaroo ranch in Australia. SHL News Today attempted to catch up with Morley, however he was on the run from the law here in America due to owing over $40 million in back child support, as well as being wanted for questioning in over 200 public indecency cases across the Pacific Northwest. Rumors are circulating that he runs his own strip club called The Boner Garage, but those are yet to be confirmed. What can be confirmed, however, is that he has lost an eye in a cock fighting accident in Tijuana. Authorities are on the look out for a one eyed male, possibly wearing a speedo and coked out of his mind.