"With the 3rd Overall Selection in the S29 SHL Entry Draft, the Manhattan Rage are proud to select... Hans Moleman!" With these big words, Hans Moleman's SHL career got started. In a draft where the 2nd Overall Pick was forfeited, he was the second player taken after first overall selection Nicolas Winter, my own and not exactly successful player. But while Moleman's career started with a lot of promises and fanfare, it ended with a lot less glamour. He would never lace up the skates for the team that drafted him, instead hitting the ice for the first time in S31 as a member of the Los Angeles Panthers. Moleman was a member of the Panthers for five years but never made it out of the bottom-six, cementing his status as a bonafide draft bust, before he went to the Hamilton Steelhawks for one year - his lasts in the SHL. Moleman, visibly disintered in the SHL, decided to step away from the game to pursue other interests, but not without bagging a significant amount of league funds first. The next morning, authorities found his house boarded up while the SHL was missing a triple-digit amount of their virtual currency (in millions). At this point, Moleman was already was on his way to the Caribbean, where he would settle down for a life of footballs in the groin. He has been a recluse since, when our reporter tried to pay him a visit and ask a few questions, his extended microphone was met with a huge ass sword while Moleman mumbled "You call this a knife? THIS IS A KNIFE!". From a distance however, he seems to look happy and content now that he is living his hermit life - probably because of that big mansion made of solid gold that he is living in.