The newest rock band to hit the scene, The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, has been formed with a group of talents players, all of whom have almost no musical talent, but i digress.

First up as lead singer we have Ola Wagstrom ( @StamkosFan ), his singing skills aren't the best but we have a cool name so who cares.
Secondly is Andrew Martin ( @Good_Ole_Kimmy ) On lead guitar. He's not the greatest guitar player, but his axe looks cool, so we'll go with it!
Next up is myself, Barret McCarthy, on bass guitar. Since no one usually cares about the bass guitar anyway, I can hide my lack of skills here.
Finally I'll bring in Luke Thomason ( @"luketd" ) As our drummer, since he might have a few skills bring coordinated and all.

We'll be touring with Breaking Benjamin and Five Finger Death Punch next spring so come check us out!