S45 SMJHL PT 1 - Team Bonding
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Pingy Pingu
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This interview was made with TommySalami, who is the lovely player Tony Pepperoni.
1. What are your roots in the shl? Where did you come from, How did you get here? "My original player was a pizza delivery man turned professional hockey player, but I decided to change it up for my second player and be a person who worked at a pizza place turned professional hockey player." 2. What's it like playing with the Colorado Raptors? How do you think the raptors will perform this season? "Playing with Colorado is great until they trade you to Detroit because they want to rebuild, but they beat you in the playoffs anyways." 3. What were the highlights of this draft class? Were there any surprises, or any players you wanted to have on your team or not on your team? "Tons of surprises, Highlight was picking Lunga Gumba. Definitely didn't want @Good Ole Kimmy on the team, but I guess that doesn't matter now." "Bring back Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba esq. And I mean bring him all the way back. I want every thread on this forum that involves even a modicum of salt to get razed to the ground by our most notorious shitposting penguin. I want every thunderdome to drown in ABAGABA spam and a signature that doesn't end. I want the userbase of this fine league to cower in terror, slinking about the forums and making as little noise as possible for fear of attracting the Shitpost Slenderman. When some poor immigrant from the NFL sim blunders into the forum and makes an angry post about how his player slipped to the early second round despite having done ALL the rookie tasks(!), let the veteran survivalists stare in horror and pity while the newbie rages. They will know it is only a matter of time before @Pingy Pingu descends upon his post like a ravening wolf and obliterates his tread, reducing it to a radioactive waste-dump of unintelligible spam. They will not interfere, for Pingy is our immune system. Because he can take it. Our Dark Knight of Shitposting" Sig credit to @WannabeFinn @JSS @Mordaciious @Mayuu @TommySalami Falcons banner credit to @karey |
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