As our esteemed host Mike Izzy already made clear, Calgary is home to the Erogenous Parm fan group that makes sweet love to and with toasty, tasty and tantalizing parms o’ plenty, just outside the opponents’ penalty box. This is only one of the long standing fan groups ensconced within the Calgary arena. There is, of course, Mack’s Molls, which is perhaps less of a fan group and more of a large group of women desperate to spend an evening in the boudoir of the great man himself. One of the strangest groups is Creller’s Crullers, who like to have Casey Creller teabag the cream filling of their eponymous donut treats before every game for luck. Fans of up and coming defenseman Otis B. Driftwood have formed a society known as the Marx Brothers. This society gathers at the cigar bar within the arena to drink martinis and smoke Driftwood’s favored brand of El Cheapo stogies before games.....and sometimes during games.....and even sometimes after games until they eventually get thrown out by security, sometimes along with Driftwood hilmself, who likes to join them after wins.