So I tried real hard to find this..




But, it was a no go..so I was just going to go get a regular suit. Drove over to the Men's Wearhouse and wouldn't you know right across the street was a costume shop. So I stroll in and ask about a Peacock thing from masked singer..
'Mrs. Doubtfire's twin sister behind the counter , she tilts her head down looks over her reader glasses and gives me a look up and down and says "No, NO ONE has a costume like that yet."
So dejectedly I start to head for the door. And the tailors at Mens Wearhouse across the boulevard. But, then... I see it ,it's perfect. It's the perfect Suit for this BS affair..
Now I promised Gordie a ride over from the hotel and it was a little difficult getting in and out of the rental S550 . And the big boots added to my heavy foot burned the tires off that bznitch at every stoplight.
But, the looks were priceless. Yea Boomhover was slightly embarrassed to be near me for the walk up the carpet ..and I photo bombed a couple of interviews and Super slow motion moon walked past most of the paparazzi. Gordie was way ahead of me and just shaking his head.. I waved to McScruff and I read his lips as he mouthed out "You Demented MF'r!!"
It would've been awesome to have carried the 4 Star Cup up the carpet. Maybe if we THREEPEAT I'll get the chance.
When we reached the seating,they put most of the Crows on the same row the bitch was I couldn't hardly fit in the chair in this damn suit and the F'n thing got real sweaty. So naturally I drank a little more multiple large flasks were passed around and the hostess they assigned us was kept busy with orders .You know when attending a formal occasion you gotta keep your intake of fluids high ..I mean you wouldn't want to dehydrate. Felt bad when Hoov (Ty Hoover)and Foxman (Mike Fox) got F'd outta the awards. Tried cheering Hoov up by telling him if he didn't cheer up we'd put him in this suit and let Jerry Larry fart in the oxygen line. .Yea it was mediocre but, hey I tried.
In case you were wondering ...Here's my Suit.