Tigole Bitties rolled onto the red carper wearing a stylish suit crafted by the fine tailors of Mens Wearhouse. It wasn't anything fancy - it was simply one of their "Full Custom Tailored Suits for $399" deals. He ended up being outfitted in a custom tailored Calvin Klein suit, a fine gray woolen suit with a black tie and a nice pair of loafers. It's not important to look incredibly fancy or to have the top end designers whipping up your attire when you never are going to actually win anything anyways. Always the bridesmaid for Tigole Bitties, never the bride.

Bitties brought his first wife, Suzanne, who brought him 13 children into the world. She left them at home with her new husband, Antonio, professional badminton player and philanthropist. Bitties' current wife, Anya, wasn't thrilled with this development and served him divorce papers after the ceremony. Oh well.