Why the fuck are we, the Manhattan Rage, paying Tokek Takshak at all?

honestly though, he sucks. He sucks so much. It recently came out that he plays with his eyes closed, which, to be honest, explains a lot, to be frank. Honestly, I'd say to trade him, but thats asking some other poor soul to take on 2 million in spare cap. Who on earth would do that?

Probably tampa.

So after the Rage exile top kek to tampa, we get around 11 million in spare cap. Now, the Rage have about 9 or 10 players on very team-friendly contracts. Seeing as they've had great success this season, I think we can afford to give them a raise. What to do with the spare mil or two? Honestly, I have no idea. Throw a big ol party, I guess. Buy Tokek a lifetime supply of burritos. Something like that.