Naked and Afraid: Edmonton Edition

We dropped three of the best players Edmonton had to offer in Joseph Lombardi, Teddy Cuddles (@"cpetrella") and Brady MacElroy (@caltroit_red_flames ) in the Canadian wilderness outside of Whitehorse, Yukon. This is how they fared.

Joseph: arrived extremely drunk (maybe due to his Irish nationality), and stripped his clothes off with aplomb. "YA WANT TO SEE ME FECKIN BODY? WELL HERE YA GO!". Seemed to cope well with the cold temperatures despite spending three seasons of his career in San Francisco.

Teddy: just a massive hardass. No one messed with Teddy. He choked a bear when it tried to steal his stash of barbeque potato chips and cooked and ate it the next day. Kind of scary.

Brady: for a defenseman, he seemed pretty offensive. When something came at him, he went beserk. Someone steals his stuff: He'd run buck naked at ya and punch you silly (even with his dick rubbing against ya). Scared the living daylights out of everyone, but Joseph seemed to stand against him despite his short stature.

A conclusion: Lombardi handled the cold very well. It’s obvious he has a lot of beer before we sent the Blizzard boys out, so he thrived. Cuddles used his former power forward skills to succeed in the cold. He’d kill whatever he needed to eat. McIntyre was more of the wildcard. Seemed alright despite his offensive nature.