[Name Redacted] is the master of the rebound, and for 19.99 you can have this 3 VHS collection of all his best rebound tips!

Rebound is not only good for recovering pucks in the slot. It’s also useful in your personal life. When my 6th wife left me during the playoffs this year I was prepared and had a fly honey on my arm for a date just the next night! I was scheduled to play a game that night so I think we lost but who cares, I got my rebound!

The most important thing is to make sure you have a little black book full of numbers. Now I know a lot of you are shy and don’t focus on this sort of stuff. As an added bonus when you order Rebounding with Redacted you’ll get a personally curated little black book absolutely free! Just select your preferences (or non-preferences) when you order!

Order from me and you’ll never have a problem with rebounding again! Trust me, my rebound is 15!