There are a ton of attributes that would be good to have for off ice situations, but I think in today’s day and age of cancel culture and insane sensitivity, I think one of the most important attributes would be Offensive Read. You could use this attribute to be able to figure out if what you’re about to say is offensive to someone (hint: it probably is since everyone is offended by everything), you could even use this to read if someone is an offensive person, and probably best of all, being able to read if what someone is about to say is going to be offensive so you can stop them from saying it.

I think there are a lot of transferrable skills in reading offensive things and being able to stop it before it happens, or reprimand someone for letting it happen. Obviously in a world of super sensitivity, you’re going to have your work cut out for you, but it’ll probably make you feel like a better person and you could tweet about it to let everyone know how good of a person you are!