PROMPT 1

Who could have seen this plumbing disaster coming? Oh yeah, that's right, me. So when I was called into the owner's office I knew exactly what was up. As the only person not currently shitting themselves (and with a fresh grape jelly bean breath to boot) I was given the task of redesigning the locker rooms. Now I won't lie to you, my initial thoughts went straight to evil. Why, I'll just make our locker rooms amazing and the opponent's locker room awful. I was patting myself on the back when my weenie conscious butted in. So fighting the urge to completely screw over the visitors I got to work, and brother the result was incredibly whelming. Our locker room looked like it was ripped straight from the dictionary definition. It had benches and lockers, and that's about it, frankly. It's a locker room, not a party room. The opponent's was the same, but in theirs I used that fluorescent lighting so there was always a low frequency hum when they were using it. I figured I'm still allowed a slight bit of psychological warfare, right? Anyway I told the owner that all the renovations cost $400M, which is exactly what he budgeted out! So I spent as little as possible to make them usable and pocketed the rest. You think I'm happy solely with the money I stole from Luke? Not a chance, you just bred a klepto, Slash. Congrats.