I'm gonna direct this horrible idea of a film, and the only role I'm giving myself is the role of someone who dies within the first five seconds of the movie. Anyways, I die a horrific death, Nico Nurminen dies a poisonous death. Dorfunkel is perceived as the "murderer" by Ramen and Lore. Explosions and car pursuits take place, but Jigglypuff, the real murderer, ends the movie on some cheesy cliff hanger that will never be revisited...people will either cheer or boo and life will go on.