Good evening, one and all. It’s me, Reyson. I am chronically addicted to sim leagues, which is why I’m here. I’m also chronically addicted to watching hockey, which is also why I’m here. Unfortunately for me, my team is the Flyers, which causes me unending agony. When I am not suffering as a result of that disgraceful hockey club, I am suffering as a result of one of the other Philadelphia teams disappointing me. If that’s somehow not the case either, I’m suffering as a result of some other failure of the city of Philadelphia. Nevertheless, I would never change having been from here.