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S76 PT #0: For Chirps and Wiggles
Due: Sunday, April 7th @ 11:59 PM PST
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JohnFranklinKennedyRegistered Member
(Option 2)
Personally I feel like the best way to spend the offseason has to be hitting it big at the casinos. I mean that's what it's all about that's what we're here for. I have a 3 million dollar entry level contract and it's going straight to the roulette table. But of course nobody wants to gamble alone, so you know I gotta bring some fans in here to have fun with me. I'll spend a whole night just signing autographs, taking pictures, and betting a few thousand on black. Honestly I'll even share the wealth and start handing out money to people I'll make it a whole event. Casino security might kick me out eventually but that's okay, think of the stories that my fans will be able to tell. They'll regale their children with stories of how they watched a hockey player gamble too hard and get kicked out. My legacy will be permanently cemented. |
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