Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen has a story he'd like to tell that's based on personal experience. It's a tragedy movie, with the main character whose fatal flaw is greed. The hero is tempted by an extremely valuable possession that he gave away under the belief that it was worthless, and through a series of misunderstandings it ends up in a graveyard. So the hero becomes a graverobber to get it back, but is felled by the army of undead who find it priceless. Ironically, it's revealed after the protagonist's death that the object really was worthless.