With luke stepping down as co-commissioner I considered applying for the position, but realized I could never do it justice as I am not as smart cool or hot as luke. So I have decided to audition for the role of owner as Tez is inactive and nobody has seen him since 1990s. Here is my resume

Former Updater
Graphics Grader
S60 Challenge Cup winner
S60 Maple Award for Helping Hand Winner
S55 Brodie Witzel Nominee
6th on forbes newfoundland most influential list august 2021
Mom said im a good kid

I am very active which is important for the role of commissioner because if things happen and you are there things can be unhappened if you know what I mean and the status quo can be preserved if thats whats supposed to happen or not like if the status quo is bad then you can unquo it or whatever idk im not into latin.

This is not a hit piece on tez because he's my dad but @Zombiewolf brought up the point that owners should be active and stuff and thats what im about is being active.

I think there are many things that could be good to do in this league and I will be sure to be the most good to do this league that the league has ever been done to see. Many have tryied and failed to good the league in the past such as corey but we honor them anyways because they tried. but the league must go on and there is much to do and somebody gotta make sure that stupid people not in charge make bad decision good.

Thank you for the time,

me


and season 55 4 star cup