I'm sorry for the person who has to read/grade this. I know it's garbage.

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The "biggest" game of the playoffs has to be the final game of the Challenge Cup final. I could pick New England's game 7 win against the Chiefs, that kept their dream of 3 Cups in 3 seasons alive, but in the end, they didn't reach their ultimate goal, so this game isn't as important as it should've been. On the other hand, game 5 of the Cup finals saw the Dragons win their third championship in 6 seasons. Manhattan's cinderella run came to an end during the same match. Other games were more "exciting" for some people, with a lot of scoring, like the first game of the finals between the Rage and the Dragons, where Calgary destroyed Manhattan by scoring seven, yes yes, seven goals, but the first match of a series is rarely considered the most "important". The one you need to win to lift the trophy has more importance.

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Next up on West Kendall News Radio, the confrontation none of you asked for, where the MANHATTAN RAGE and the CALGARY DRAGONS battle for the ultimate prize. That's right, the WEST KENDALL PLATOON still did not qualify for the finals. But hey, at least the NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK lost in the playoffs after going undefeated for too long so there's that to be happy about. Now you can either cheer for the MANHATTAN RAGE because they eliminated the NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK or for the CALGARY DRAGONS because they did not eliminate the WEST KENDALL PLATOON and because their team name is the fucking DRAGONS. Witness live as I lose my job for saying fucking on the radio. Or how I'll get to keep my job because nobody else in WEST KENDALL is enough of a toolbag to try and make hockey sound interesting on the radio. You're right, it's 2017, watch this on TV. Hockey, on the radio, tonight, at 7PM. Thanks to our three listeners. Three Eagles out.

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