Figured I'd lower my draft stock a little bit more by finishing off this 2-Part Series:

Part One

Why Maverick O'Dooley doesn't want to be drafted by your team.

I chose Ireland as my international team and they chose not to submit a roster for the IIHF. Do I really want to go to a team that play their backup goalie? Maybe messes just follow me around the site.....or maybe Brandon was a genius in order to give his goalie more forced minutes because they don't really have any good goaltenders. Who will ever know.....

Why I'd Actually Play There: A young team that would give me an opportunity, maybe even as soon as this season, to crack the SHL level. Would be hard to pass that up if the opportunity arose.

Lots of history with the Steelhawks. They were the first team to draft me. Then Maxy and I became enemies for a little while. Then I left and joined the Panthers, where we as teams became enemies. Then I went back and had a really good time reading all the things said about me in the locker room . Now.....who knows.

Why I'd Actually Play There: They finally have a logo that doesn't suck. Also, if Schultzy re-signed there It'd be a huge plus, I always wanted to play with him.

McZ.

Why I'd Actually Play There: McZ.

The team name is racist.....nah. But really, the Chiefs came into the league as the forgotten brother to me against the Panthers way back when and have always seemed to have that label to me. They've always been a pretty good franchise, but there was never really anything great about them.

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Why I'd Actually Play There: . I'd love to #MakeMinnesotaGreat

The Wolfpack seem like the Hufflepuff house in Harry Potter. Since I've been back, it seems like everyone is on the same page on one side of things and then there's the Wolfpack doing their Hufflepuff thing. They probably have some awesome Cedric Diggory's in the LR but then again he died at the end so who knows. Also.......Boston.

Why I'd Actually Play There: The last time I was on the site the Wolfpack were consistenly good every year and I like being consistently good every year.

Who would ever want to play for a Toronto sports team. It's like you're dating a chick who wants to wait to have sex until you're in love. You keep holding out that hope that you're gonna get there but you end up blowing it every time before you actually ever do. If there's one thing Toronto knows it's how to wait.

Why I'd Actually Play There: I'm a proven winner and I could bring a cup to Toronto. Plus I drafted JNH in junys and then he went inactive so I owe him one.

They also have this really cool lesbian thing going on there. I think I need to wrap my arms around it on my entry level deal kinda thing from a far and then maybe sign there in free agency. Also.....how has this team not been relocated again?

Why I'd Actually Play There: As long as Joey is no longer the GM this is definitely a more appealing option to me than is used to be!

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Originally posted by Dooley@Jul 13 2016, 09:46 PM
  Why I'd Actually Play There: They finally have a logo that doesn't suck.

You seem to be the only one in the league that thinks so. :ph34r:

Jaden Tanner || RD || Calgary Dragons
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 lb
Number: 98
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SHL Regular Season:
S74 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: -14 | H: 46 | SB: 98 | GA: 13 | TA: 48
S75 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: -21 | H: 48 | SB: 104 | GA: 17 | TA: 38
S76 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | H: 73 | SB: 112 | GA: 21 | TA: 74
-----------------------------------
SHL Playoffs:
S74 | CGY | DNQ
S75 | CGY | DNQ
S76 | CGY | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -7 | H: 4 | SB: 4 | GA: 0 | TA: 3
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 23 | P: 26 | +/-: 1 | H: 93 | SB: 112 | GA: 17 | TA: 52
S72 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 25 | P: 30 | +/-: 27 | H: 112 | SB: 86 | GA: 32 | TA: 61
S73 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 21 | P: 22 | +/-: 35 | H: 106 | SB: 91 | GA: 19 | TA: 57
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S70 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | H: 6 | SB: 9 | GA: 4 | TA: 4
S71 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | H: 11 | SB: 4 | GA: 3 | TA: 8
S72 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | H: 9 | SB: 4 | GA: 1 | TA: 6
S73 | VAN | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 1 | H: 14 | SB: 18 | GA: 6 | TA: 15
Jakob Tanner || HoF Goalie || HoF GM || CGY Co-GM
4x Challenge Cup (S24, S26, S30, S31)
1x IIHF Gold (S23, Ireland)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S29)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x John McBride Trophy (S29)
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S30)
1x Mike Honcho Trophy (S29)
1x John McBride Nominee (S30)
2x Joe McKeil Award (S24, S35)

Originally posted by Tanner@Jul 13 2016, 09:07 PM

You seem to be the only one in the league that thinks so. :ph34r:

It's definitely an Articuno.....but man the old one was so bad.

Originally posted by Dooley@Jul 13 2016, 09:14 PM


It's definitely an Articuno.....but man the old one was so bad.

No that's a sharticuno

They also have this really cool lesbian thing going on there.

) ) )

Player Page || Update Page

Elena Maximova | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 64
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S76: Traded to the Los Angeles Panthers
S72: Won Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows
S72: Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows
S70: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S69: Won Quilha Agante Trophy (best SMJHL dman)
S69: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Named ass-captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Drafted 3rd overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Jasper Maximov | Defense | New Orleans Specters | Retired
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 13
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S68: Won gold medal with Sweden
S66: Signed with the New Orleans Specters
S61: Traded to the Baltimore Platoon
S58: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S57: Won silver WJC medal with Sweden
S56: Drafted 9th overall by the Winnipeg Jets
S55: Named captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S55: Drafted 20th overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Мариа Максимова | Defense | West Kendall Platoon | Retired
Birthplace: Saint Petersburg, Russia
Number: 9
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Transactions/Achievements:
S38: Won gold medal with Russia
S37: Named alternate captain for the West Kendall Platoon
S32: Won bronze medal with Russia
S28: Won silver medal with Russia
S26: Named to the All-Rookie team
S26: Won gold medal with Russia
S26: Named captain of Russia
S25: Won Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights
S25: Won SMJHL Prospects Showcase as co-GM of the Outlaws (/w Lord Pretty Flacko)
S25: Drafted 4th overall by the West Kendall Platoon
S24: Named alternate captain for the Kelowna Knights
S24: Drafted 10th overall by the Kelowna Knights

What if I want more than just a little Irish in me?

 

I can assure you you probably don't want to play for the Wolfpack

Why I'd Actually Play There: I'm a proven winner and I could bring a cup to Toronto. Plus I drafted JNH in junys and then he went inactive so I owe him one.

Fair enough. Damn both Ryan Forsberg and Riley Forsberg were utter pieces of shit ) I gotta make different named players.

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:-x

Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
S34 - Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!

Originally posted by Bojo@Jul 13 2016, 10:20 PM


No that's a sharticuno

why are you this way

Jaden Tanner || RD || Calgary Dragons
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 lb
Number: 98
-----------------------------------
SHL Regular Season:
S74 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: -14 | H: 46 | SB: 98 | GA: 13 | TA: 48
S75 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: -21 | H: 48 | SB: 104 | GA: 17 | TA: 38
S76 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | H: 73 | SB: 112 | GA: 21 | TA: 74
-----------------------------------
SHL Playoffs:
S74 | CGY | DNQ
S75 | CGY | DNQ
S76 | CGY | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -7 | H: 4 | SB: 4 | GA: 0 | TA: 3
-----------------------------------
SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 23 | P: 26 | +/-: 1 | H: 93 | SB: 112 | GA: 17 | TA: 52
S72 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 25 | P: 30 | +/-: 27 | H: 112 | SB: 86 | GA: 32 | TA: 61
S73 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 21 | P: 22 | +/-: 35 | H: 106 | SB: 91 | GA: 19 | TA: 57
-----------------------------------
SMJHL Playoffs:
S70 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | H: 6 | SB: 9 | GA: 4 | TA: 4
S71 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | H: 11 | SB: 4 | GA: 3 | TA: 8
S72 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | H: 9 | SB: 4 | GA: 1 | TA: 6
S73 | VAN | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 1 | H: 14 | SB: 18 | GA: 6 | TA: 15
Jakob Tanner || HoF Goalie || HoF GM || CGY Co-GM
4x Challenge Cup (S24, S26, S30, S31)
1x IIHF Gold (S23, Ireland)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S29)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x John McBride Trophy (S29)
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S30)
1x Mike Honcho Trophy (S29)
1x John McBride Nominee (S30)
2x Joe McKeil Award (S24, S35)

Originally posted by Tanner@Jul 14 2016, 08:21 AM
why are you this way

i'm just trying to redirect all our relocation jokes to your silly bird