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KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kari Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 185 lbs
NUMBER: 33
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6
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KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 19
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SHL CAREER STATS
S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75
S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94
S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130
S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162
S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183
S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210
S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131
S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115
S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138
S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72
S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19
TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 LAP: DNQ
S26 LAP: DNQ
S27 LAP: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15
S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38
S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23
S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4
S36 LAP: DNQ
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35
TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115
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TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED
NAME: Tatu Mäkelä
BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
NUMBER: 65
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SHL CAREER STATS
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50
S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71
S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98
TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 BUF: DNQ
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8
S44 BUF: DNQ
S45 BUF: DNQ
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8
S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12
S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11
S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26
S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13
TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176
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KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kolja Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 225 lbs
NUMBER: 8
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0
S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37
S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24
S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71
S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70
TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S53 DET: DNP
S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3
S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0
S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7
S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34
TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44
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KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 69
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SHL CAREER STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134
S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194
S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148
S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212
S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230
S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326
S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269
S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297
S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257
S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281
S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305
S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164
TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263
SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24
S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25
S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33
S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41
S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62
S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75
S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13
S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25
S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97
S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25
S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33
S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37
TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559
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KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | DETROIT FALCONS
NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor
HEIGHT: 6'6"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs
NUMBER: 75
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27
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Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
 

S31 Eduard Selich  || F || Buffalo Stampede || Peak: 1252
Name: Eduard Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 29
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 50 | G 15 | A 12 | P 27 |  -3 | PIM 8 | HIT 38 | SB 5 |
S31 PGF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 20 | P 41 |  -6 | PIM 18 | HIT 42 | SB 20 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 19 | P 36 |  +11 | PIM 6 | HIT 54 | SB 13 |
S33 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 25 | P 46 |  +14 | PIM 12 | HIT 44 | SB 21 |
S34 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 35 | P 63 |  +23 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 22 |
S35 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 17 | P 34 |  -6 | PIM 12 | HIT 13 | SB 17 |
S36 BUF | GP 50 | G 23 | A 24 | P 47 |  +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 37 | SB 15 |
S37 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 27 | P 48 |  +9 | PIM 25 | HIT 74 | SB 15 |
S38 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 27 | P 55 |  +4 | PIM 44 | HIT 42 | SB 12 |
S39 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 21 | P 39 |  +1 | PIM 10 | HIT 48 | SB 23 |
S40 BUF | GP 50 | G 7 | A 15 | P 22 |  -26 | PIM 9 | HIT 48 | SB 11 |
S41 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 17 | P 35 |  +10 | PIM 2 | HIT 5 | SB 11 |
S42 BUF | GP 50 | G 20 | A 21 | P 41 |  +10 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 10 |
S43 SEA | GP 50 | G 19 | A 19 | P 38 |  +8 | PIM 12 | HIT 47 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 17 | G 8 | A 13 | P 21 | +7 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 3 |
S31 PGF | GP 4 | G 0 | A 1 | P 1 | -5 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | Did not qualify
S33 BUF | GP 5 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | +1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S34 BUF | Did not qualify
S35 BUF | GP 4 | G 2 | A 2 | P 4 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 1 |
S36 BUF | GP 7 | G 6 | A 2 | P 8 | +6 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 1 |
S37 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 0 | P 2 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 12 | SB 0 |
S38 BUF | Did not qualify
S39 BUF | Did not qualify
S40 BUF | Did not qualify
S41 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | -4 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 2 |
S41 BUF | GP 5 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -7 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S43 SEA | GP 6 | G 3 | A 0 | P 3 | -3 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 2 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 10 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -4 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +2 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 1 |
S32 GER | GP 10 | G 5 | A 4 | P 9 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 2 | SB 3 |
S33 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
S41 GER | GP 10 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 1 |
S42 GER | GP 10 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 9 | SB 1 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 3 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S32 GER | GP 3 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S33 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S41 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
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Transactions:
S30 | Drafted #20 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Signed a 1yr/1.5M deal with  Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Drafted #2 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S31 | Signed a 2yr/2M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Signed an 23yr/23M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S34 | Contract Adjustment: 3yr/9M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S41 | Signed an 1yr/3M extension with Buffalo Stampede
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Noteable events:
S30 | Voted Alternate Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Organized WJC
S30 | Got the call to play for Team Germany
S30 | Won Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated)
S30 | Won Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike)
S30 | Won Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoff Points Leader)
S30 | Voted S30 PGF Team MVP
S31 | Voted Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Named Germany Federation Head and won the Silver Medal
S31 | Nominated for Brandon Holmes Trophy (Top Defensive Forward)
S31 | Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy ( Most Dedicated)
S32 | Voted Alternate Captain of Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy ( ROTY)
S32 | Named to the SHL All-Rookie Team
S32 | won the Gold Medal with team Germany
S33 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
S33 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S33 | Won Lance Uppercut Award
S34 | Named 1st Team All-Star in the SHL
S34 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S34 | Aidan Richan Trophy Nominee
S42 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM


Otto Selich||GM||GER S31-S34(26-9-2)||BUF(S33-S34,S42-)||1 Gold & 2x Silver
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Round Robin Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 6-4-0 | 18 points | #1 seed Group A
S32 GER | 8-1-1 | 22 points | #1 seed Group A
S33 GER | 7-3-0 | 21 points | #1 seed Group A
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Medal Round Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 2-1-0 | Silver medal | lost to USA in the Gold medal game
S32 GER | 3-0-0 | won Gold Medal
S33 GER | 0-0-1 | lost in Quarterfinals to Finland


S45 Alexander Selich || D || || Colorado Raptors || Peak: 2134
Name: Alexander Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 280 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 18
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 9 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 |  1 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 50 | G 12 | A 14 | P 26 |  8 | PIM 4 | HIT 23 | SB 11 |
S45 COL | GP 50 | G 17 | A 16 | P 33 |  2 | PIM 12 | HIT 35 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 6 | G 1 | A 0 | P 1 | 0 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 16 | G 7 | A 5 | P 12 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 6 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 14 | G 0 | A 3 | P 3 | 2 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 14 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -10 | PIM 8 | HIT 7 | SB 4 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 2 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +1 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
Transactions:
S44 | Drafted #1 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Colorado Raptors
S44 | Signed a 1yr/3M deal with  Colorado Raptors
S45 | Drafted #22 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S45 | Signed a 3yr/1M deal with Buffalo Stampede
Noteable events:

3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)

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09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE
THE VISSHOUND
Age: 36
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 178
Number: 09
Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona


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Season Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G:  8 || A:  6 || PTS: 14 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 15
S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2  || PIMS: 35
S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04  || A: 04  || PTS: 08 || +/- -4  || PIMS: 22
S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11  || A: 13  || PTS: 24 || +/- +5  || PIMS: 17
S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12  || A: 19  || PTS: 31 || +/- +7  || PIMS: 12
S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17  || A: 34  || PTS: 51 || +/- -4  || PIMS: 12
S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43  || PTS: 70 || +/- +24  || PIMS: 18
S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36  || PTS: 60 || +/- +28  || PIMS: 25
S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34  || PTS: 54 || +/- +30  || PIMS: 4
S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22  || PTS: 45 || +/- +20  || PIMS: 4
S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35  || PTS: 59 || +/- +25  || PIMS: 11
S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44  || PTS: 78 || +/- +36  || PIMS: 38
S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A:  26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2  || PIMS: 20
S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45  || PTS: 74 || +/- +32  || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G:  2[/font][/color]3 || A:  19 || PTS: 42 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 50 
[/size][/size][/size][/size][/font][/size][/color]SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/-  +197 || PIMS: 214

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Playoff Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 4
S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/-  -1 || PIMS: 2
S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 4
S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 6
S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 13
S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 0
S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/-  -3 || PIMS: 0
S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/-  -4 || PIMS: 4
S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 2
S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/-  +3 || PIMS: 9
SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/-  -3 || PIMS: 6
SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/-  -10 || PIMS: 38

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Transactions
S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL
S30 STL - 1 Season $3M
S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN
S31 WIN -  3 Seasons $9M
S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M
S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M
S38 WIN - Opted out
S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M
S41 WIN -  2 Seasons $6M
S43 WIN -  1 Season $5M
S44 WIN -  1 Season $5M
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Other
S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31
S31 USA - IIHF Gold
S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated
S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR
S34 USA - IIHF Gold
S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420
S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup
S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History
S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History
S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim
S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star
S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876
S40 USA - IIHF Gold
S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285
S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league
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] ||
Sojan Sviser
Age: 38
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 268
Number: 44
Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri
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SMJHL Regular Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place
S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place
S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place
S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place
S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place


TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 ||
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SMJHL Post Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals
S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1  || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1
S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1
S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2
TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad
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Transactions:
S35 COL Hired As Co-GM
S39 COL Relived As Co-GM
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Awards:
S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner

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09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE
THE VISSHOUND
Age: 36
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 178
Number: 09
Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona


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Season Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G:  8 || A:  6 || PTS: 14 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 15
S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2  || PIMS: 35
S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04  || A: 04  || PTS: 08 || +/- -4  || PIMS: 22
S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11  || A: 13  || PTS: 24 || +/- +5  || PIMS: 17
S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12  || A: 19  || PTS: 31 || +/- +7  || PIMS: 12
S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17  || A: 34  || PTS: 51 || +/- -4  || PIMS: 12
S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43  || PTS: 70 || +/- +24  || PIMS: 18
S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36  || PTS: 60 || +/- +28  || PIMS: 25
S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34  || PTS: 54 || +/- +30  || PIMS: 4
S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22  || PTS: 45 || +/- +20  || PIMS: 4
S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35  || PTS: 59 || +/- +25  || PIMS: 11
S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44  || PTS: 78 || +/- +36  || PIMS: 38
S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A:  26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2  || PIMS: 20
S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45  || PTS: 74 || +/- +32  || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G:  2[/font][/color]3 || A:  19 || PTS: 42 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 50 
[/size][/size][/size][/size][/font][/size][/color]SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/-  +197 || PIMS: 214

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Playoff Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 4
S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/-  -1 || PIMS: 2
S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 4
S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 6
S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 13
S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 0
S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/-  -3 || PIMS: 0
S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/-  -4 || PIMS: 4
S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 2
S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/-  +3 || PIMS: 9
SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/-  -3 || PIMS: 6
SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/-  -10 || PIMS: 38

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Transactions
S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL
S30 STL - 1 Season $3M
S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN
S31 WIN -  3 Seasons $9M
S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M
S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M
S38 WIN - Opted out
S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M
S41 WIN -  2 Seasons $6M
S43 WIN -  1 Season $5M
S44 WIN -  1 Season $5M
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Other
S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31
S31 USA - IIHF Gold
S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated
S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR
S34 USA - IIHF Gold
S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420
S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup
S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History
S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History
S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim
S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star
S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876
S40 USA - IIHF Gold
S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285
S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league
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] ||
Sojan Sviser
Age: 38
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 268
Number: 44
Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri
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SMJHL Regular Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place
S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place
S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place
S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place
S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place


TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 ||
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SMJHL Post Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals
S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1  || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1
S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1
S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2
TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad
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Transactions:
S35 COL Hired As Co-GM
S39 COL Relived As Co-GM
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Awards:
S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner

I picked the wrong time to post a podcast, yikes.

Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208), All-Time Assists Leader (765)*, All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587), All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile | Update Thread


Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs
Age: 41
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: TWD
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43)
MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807
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SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41)
MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234
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IIHF Statistics (S21-S38)
SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325
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International Awards
IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29)
IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35)
IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23)
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Transactions
S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact
S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Notable Events
S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S24 | 4th in Assists
S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S26 | 1st in Assists
S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes
S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals
S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals
S29 | 4th in Assists
S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points
S30 | 4th in Assists
S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots
S31 | 2nd in Assists
S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points
S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots
S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals
S34 | 4th in Assists
S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points
S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points
S36 | 4th in Assists
S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots
S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points
S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S37 | T-3rd in Assists
S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points
S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus
S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals
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SHL All-Star Selections
9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40)
2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34)
2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32)
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SHL Awards
5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S24)
1x Challenge Cup (S39)
5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36)
1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31)
3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40)
1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40)


Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers
Age: 16
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 17
Player Type: SNP
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-)
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SHL Playoff Statistics (--)
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IIHF Statistics (--)
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International Awards
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Transactions
S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers
S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers

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Ty Justice || D || Former Lethbridge Lions Co-GM || S30 - S42
Name: Ty Justice
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 42
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Regular Season Statistics
(S29) - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 13 | P: 16 | +/- = +5 | Hits: 70 | SB: 40
(S30) - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/- = +4 | Hits: 95 | SB: 39

(S31) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 29 | SB: 20
(S32) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 15 | P: 19 | +/- = +7 | Hits: 58 | SB: 24
(S33) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | +/- = +20 | Hits: 97 | SB: 36
(S34) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | P: 14 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 118 | SB: 33
(S35) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 106 | SB: 48
(S36) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/- = +6 | Hits: 85 | SB: 87
(S37) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/- = 21 | Hits: 89 | SB: 59
(S38) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 12 | P: 14 | +/- = -10 | Hits: 95 | SB: 60
(S39) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 10 | P: 14 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 59 | SB: 59
(S40) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/- = 2 | Hits: 81 | SB: 58
(S41) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/- = -14 | Hits: 114 | SB: 70
(S42) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/- = -4 | Hits: 139 | SB: 57

Career SHL Totals: GP: 600 | G: 40 | A: 151 | P: 191
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Playoff Statistics
(S29) - [KEL] GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/- = +5 | Hits: 18 | SB: 11
(S30) - [KEL] GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/- = +2 | Hits: 18 | SB: 5

(S31) - [WKP] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 6 | SB: 3
(S32) - [WKP] GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/- = +1 | Hits: 8 | SB: 4
(S33) - [WKP] GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- = -5 | Hits: 8 | SB: 1
(S34) - [WKP] Did Not Qualify
(S35) - [WKP] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P:: 2 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 14 | SB: 5
(S36) - [SEA] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = -1 | Hits: 15 | SB: 12
(S37) - [SEA] GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/- = -3 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15
(S38) - [SEA] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/- = -6 | Hits: 11 | SB: 16
(S39) - [TEX] Did Not Qualify
(S40) - [TEX] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = -1 | Hits: 6 | SB: 8
(S41) - [TEX] Did Not Qualify
(S42) - [TEX] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- = 2 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8

Career SHL Totals: GP: 60 | G: 2 | A: 12 | P: 14
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Transactions and Accomplishments
[S29] Drafted 1st overall by the Kelowna Knights
[S29] Signed 1 year, 2 million dollar deal with the Kelowna Knights
[S30] Drafted 3rd overall by the West Kendall Platoon
[S30] Signed 2 year, 7 million dollar deal with the West Kendall Platoon
[S30] Named alternate captain of the Kelowna Knights
[S31] Signed 3 year, 9 million dollar extension with the West Kendall Platoon
[S42] Retired with the Texas Renegades (TPE Peak 985)
[S45] Named Co-GM of the Lethbridge Lions

Vladislav Konstantin || RW || Texas Renegades || ∞ TPE || S43 - S53
Name: Vladislav Konstantin
Age: 21
Height: 6'1
Weight: 210
Number: 96
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Regular Season Statistics
[S42] - [DET/KEL] GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 13 | P: 21 | +/- = -4 | Shots: 88 | Shot %: %9.09
[S43] - [KEL] GP: 47 | G: 30 | A: 29 | P:59 | +/- = +6 | Shots: 187 | Shot %: %16.04
[S44] - [KEL] GP: 45 | G: 27 | A: 29 | P:56 | +/- = 0 | Shots: 157 | Shot %: %17.20
[S45] - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P:46 | +/- = +5 | Shots: 142 | Shot %: %16.20

[S46] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P:18 | +/- = -8 | Shots: 85 | Shot %: %10.59
[S47] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P:28 | +/- = -3 | Shots: 122 | Shot %: %12.30
[S48] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P:26 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 114 | Shot %: %9.65
[S49] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 12 | P:19 | +/- = -12 | Shots: 159 | Shot %: %4.40
[S50] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 15 | P:32 | +/- = -20 | Shots: 157 | Shot %: %10.83
[S51] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P:21 | +/- = -14 | Shots: 99 | Shot %: %11.11
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Playoff Statistics
[S42] - [KEL] GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 11 | Shot %:9.09
[S43] - [KEL] GP: 6 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/- = -3 | Shots: 21 | Shot %:28.57
[S44] - [KEL] DNQ
[S45] - [KEL] GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 11 | Shot %:9.09

[S46] - [TEX] DNQ
[S47] - [TEX] GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 2 | P:6 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 36 | Shot %: %11.11
[S48] - [TEX] DNQ
[S49] - [TEX] DNQ
[S50] - [TEX] DNQ
[S49] - [TEX] DNQ
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Transactions and Accomplishments
[S42] - Drafted by the Detroit Falcons 52nd Overall
[S42] - Traded to Kelowna Knights
[S42] - Won SMJHL Championship with Kelowna Knights
[S43] - Drafted by the Texas Renegades 34th Overall
[S43] - Signed 3 year 3 million dollar deal with the Texas Renegades
[S43] - Roberto Martucci Trophy Winner [Most Goals in an SMJHL Season]
[S43] - Elias Armia Trophy Winner [SMJHL Commissioner MVP Pick]
[S43] - Raymond Lindsay Trophy Winner [MVP Voted by the Fans]
[S43] - Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner [Reg. Season MVP]
[S44] - Jared Hanson Trophy Winner [Most Points in an SMJHL Season]
[S44] - Roberto Martucci Trophy Winner [Most Goals in an SMJHL Season]
[S44] - Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner [Reg. Season MVP]
[S45] - Signed 3 year 9 million dollar extension with the Texas Renegades
[S48] - Signed 3 year 9 million dollar extension with the Texas Renegades
[S52] - RETIRED

Roman Roy || RW || Undrafted || 155 TPE || S73
Name: Roman Roy
Age: 30
Height: 6'1
Weight: 195
Number: 97
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Regular Season Statistics
[S72] - [NL] GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 26 | P:41 | +/- = +1 | Shots: 151 | Shot %: %9.9
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Playoff Statistics
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Transactions and Accomplishments



Player Page - Update Page

9gag pretty lit tho

Thank you

Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Seattle Argonauts
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)


Kit Kirkstone | G | Retired



Charlie Schieck | D | Retired



Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

Does anyone have one????

Affiliate of:

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!


DeMaricus Smyth || C ||Atlanta Inferno/Czechia|| 1854 Peak
Name: DeMaricus Smyth
Hometown: Blansko, Czech Republic
Height: 6'2"
 Weight: 197
 Number: 42

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 Regular Season Stats:
SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 3   | A: 5   | P: 8   | +/-: -2    | PIM: 2   | SHT%: 6.67%   | MP: 536
SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 24 | P: 43 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 22 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1050
SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: +14 | PIM: 17 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1067
SHL S41 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 |  +/-: +7 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 7.50% | MP: 957
SHL S42 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 18 | P: 37 |  +/-: -1 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 13.57% | MP: 1023
SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 22 | P: 41 |  +/-: +6 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 12.67% | MP: 1014
SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P: 28 |  +/-: +16 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 12.30% | MP: 966
SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 34 | SHT%: 8.80% | MP: 710
SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 28 | P: 44 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 9.36 | MP: 1024
SHL S47 |NOLA ] GP: 50 | G: 28 | A: 34 | P: 62 | +/-: +27 | PIM: 38 | SHT%: 12.84% | MP: 1146
SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P: 46 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 83 | SHT%: 11.56% | MP: 1189
SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | +/-: | PIM: | SHT%: | MP: 
SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | +/-: | PIM: | SHT%: | MP: 
SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | +/-: | PIM: | SHT%: | MP: 
SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 16| P: 35 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 9.84% | MP: 1093
SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: | +/-: +1 | PIM: 45 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 1179
SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 |  P: | +/-: +20 | PIM: 14 | SHT%: 6.4% | MP: 1047
SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 18 | P: | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | SHT%: 7.8% | MP: 984
SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | P: | +/-: +9 | PIM: 138 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 842
SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: | +/-: -4 | PIM: 113| SHT%: 2.3%| MP: 821
SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: | +/-: -13 | PIM: 148 | SHT%: 3.9% | MP: 983
SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 13 | P: 17 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 73 | SHT%: 5.6% | MP: 980

SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 150 | G: 47 | A: 61 | P: 108 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 41 | SHT%: 13.58% | MP: 2653

SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 400 | G: 143 | A: 176 | P: 319 |  +/-: +80 | PIM: 253 | SHT%: 11.13% | MP: 8,023
    SHL Total | SEA | GP: 150 | G: 50 | A: 58 | P: 108 |  +/-: +12 | PIM: 48 | SHT%: 11.11% | MP: 2,988
    SHL Total | EDM | GP: 100 | G: 26 | A: 33 | P: 59 |  +/-: +28 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 10.53% | MP: 1,676
    SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 650 | G: 112 | A: 156 | P: 268 | +/-: +93 | PIM: 300 | SHT%: 11.39% | MP: 4,452
    SHL Total | ATL | GP: 248 | G: 14 | A: 42 | P: 56 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 472 | SHT%: 4.53% | MP: 3,626

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Playoff Stats:
SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1   | +/-: +1   | PIM: 2   | SHT%: 0.00%   | MP: 136
SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 13 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 265
SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 137
SHL S41 | SEA | Did not make it
SHL S42 | SEA | Did not make it
SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135
SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 206
SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 18 | G: 6 | A: 2 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 13.95 | MP: 242
SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 11 | A: 6 | P: 17 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 16.42 | MP: 436
SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.14% | MP: 167
SHL S48 | NOLA | GP:
SHL S49 | NOLA | GP:

SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 28 | G: 3 | A: 10 | P: 13 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 5.17% | MP: 538  

SHL Total | SEA/EDM | GP: 35 | G: 14 | A: 7 | P: 21 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 41 | SHT%: 17.07% | MP: 583
SHL Total | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135
SHL Total | EDM | GP: 29 | G: 10 | A: 7 | P: 17 | +/-: +5 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 14.93% | MP: 448

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International Play: Round Robin
IIHF S38  | CZE  | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00%   | MP: 33
WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 5   | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 4  | SHT% 18.18%  | MP: 89
IIHF S39 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 111
WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.00% | MP: 45
IIHF S40 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 178
WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 20:00% | MP: 123
IIHF S41 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 188
IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.71% | MP: 216
IIHF S43 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 215
IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 8.33% | MP: 214
IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 9.68% | MP: 226
IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 8 | P: 16 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 19.51% | MP: 287
IIHF S47 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.12% | MP: 289
IIHF S48 | CZE | GP: 12 | G:
IIHF S49 | CZE | GP:  
IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 104 | G: 23 | A: 36 | P: 59 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 10 | SHT%: 9.24% | MP: 1957
WJC Total | CZE | GP: 14 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 8 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 257

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International Play: Medal
IIHF S38  | CZE  | Did Not Advance
WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 2  | SHT%: 0.00%  | MP: 45
IIHF S39 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0 | MP: 16
IIHF S40 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 3 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 33.33% | MP: 62
IIHF S41 | CZE | Did Not Advance
IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 25.00% | MP: 22
IIHF S43 | CZE | Did Not Advance
IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 67
IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 21
IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 22
IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 5.56% | MP: 132
WJC Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P:  2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 15.38% | MP: 123

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Transactions:
- S38 SMJHL Draft 24 OA
- Signed a One-year $3 Million contract with the Scarecrows
- S39 SHL Draft 16OA by the Seattle Riot
- S39 Signed a Two-season $4 Million contract, with a team option, with the Seattle Riot
- Named S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Assistant Captain
- S41 Signed a Three-season $17 million contract with Seattle Riot
- S41 SHL Rookie Season with Seattle Riot
- S44 Signed Two-Season $11 million contract with Seattle Riot
- S43-44 Offseason Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
- S46 Signed Six-Season $30 Million Contract with the New Orleans Specters
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Awards:
- S39 Laurifer Trophy: St. Louis Scarecrows || 34-14-2
- S39 Four Star Cup Championship: St. Louis Scarecrows || 8-5
- S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award
- S39 Oriens Trophy
- S39 Brodie Witzel Trophy Nominee
- S40 Raymond Lindsay Trophy
- S40 Jared Hanson Trophy
- S40 Roberto Martucci Trophy
- S40 Ideen Fallah Trophy
- S40 Zach Miller Trophy Nominee
- S40 WJC Gold
- S41 SHL All Rookie Team
- S44 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 35-11-4
- S45 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 41-6-3
- S45 Challenge Cup Champions: Edmonton Blizzard || 12-6
- S47 First Team All-Star
- S47 Ron Mexico Trophy
- S47 Sarmad Khan Throphy
- S47 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy
- S47 Jay McDonald Trophy
- S49 SHL First Team All-Star
- S49 Ron Mexico Nomination
- S49 Damian Littleton Trophy




DeMaricus Smyth || IIHF GM || Czechia || S38 -  
IIHF Overall Record: 98-97-23
- S38 Round Robin: 4-6-0
- S39 Round Robin: 4-6-0
- S40 Round Robin: 2-3-5
- S41 Round Robin: 2-7-1
- S42 Quarterfinals: 4-5-2
- S43 Round Robin: 3-7-0
- S44 4th Place: 7-6-0
- S45 Quarterfinals: 6-5-0
- S46 Quarterfinal: 7-6-0
- S47 Round Robin: 3-7-2
- S48 Round Robin:2-8-2
- S49 Bronze Medal: 9-5-1
- S50 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1
- S51 4th Place: 9-3-2
- S52 Group Stage: 3-6-3
- S53 Silver Medal: 9-4-2
- S54 Bronze Medal: 10-3-1
- S55 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1

WJC Overall Record: 22-13-2
- S38 | EUC | Semifinals: 4-3-0
- S39 | EUC | Semifinals: 3-1
- S40 | EUE | Gold Medal: 6-3-0
- S49 | UCORCAL | 4th Place: 9-6-0


I I I I

Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.

I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.

I think someone should give him a hit of their juul

Sim Wen || Anchorage Armada || D || 218 TPE
Height: 6'0
Weight: 190 lbs
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Transactions:
Drafted 20th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S72 SMJHL Draft
Drafted ___ overall by the __ in the S73 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:

Pablo Salvatici || Atlanta Inferno || F || 2082 TPE Peak
Height: 5'10
Weight: 172 lbs
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
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Transactions:
Drafted 8th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S56 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 11th overall by the Atlanta Inferno in the S57 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 7 || P: 16 || 0 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 26 || Shots: 58 || SB: 19
S57 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 120 || Shots: 173 || SB: 13
S58 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 26 || P: 40 || +9 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 142 || Shots: 181 || SB: 39
S59 || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 125 || Shots: 219 || SB: 51
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Trophy Case:
S58 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader) (Tied)
S59 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S59 Ideen Fallah Trophy (Awards Committee MVP)
S59 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (Community Most Outstanding Player)

Nolan Sawchuk || TBB, CHI, ATL || RW || 1377 TPE
Transactions:
Drafted 22nd Overall by the Kelowna Knights in the S44 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 12th Overall by the Seattle Riot in the S45 SHL Draft
Traded to the Chicago Syndicate S54
Signed with the Atlanta Inferno S56
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SMJHL Statistics:
S44 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 16 || P: 30 || -32 || PIM: 13 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 144 || SB: 14
S45 || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 35 || P: 62 || +15 || PIM: 14 || Hits: 64 || Shots: 183 || SB: 7
S46 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 23 || P: 37 || +13 || PIM: 24 || Hits: 55 || Shots: 153 || SB: 7
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SHL Statistics:
S47 || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || -8 || PIM: 6 || Hits: 32 || Shots: 147 || SB: 12
S48 || GP: 50 || G: 22 || A: 25 || P: 47 || +22 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 158 || SB: 13
S49 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 14 || P: 30 || -10 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 5 || Shots: 155 || SB: 13
S50 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 25 || P: 39 || +16 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 53 || Shots: 141 || SB: 6
S51 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 21 || P: 29 || -2 || PIM: 11 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 148 || SB: 6
S52 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 23 || P: 39 || -1 || PIM: 26 || Hits: 60 || Shots: 119 || SB: 5
S53 || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 17 || P: 30 || -8 || PIM: 44 || Hits: 63 || Shots: 112 || SB: 83 || GvA: 25 || TkA: 24
S54 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 28 || P: 42 || +26 || PIM: 32 || Hits: 35 || Shots: 134 || SB: 47 || GvA: 18 || TkA: 34
S55 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 27 || P: 35 || +21 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 132 || SB: 51 || GvA: 17 || TkA: 23
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 28 || P: 44 || -3 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 21 || Shots: 129 || SB: 31 || GvA: 29 || TkA: 23
Career Totals || GP: 500 || G: 139 || A: 225 || P: 364 || PIM: 159 || Hits: 343 || Shots: 1375 || SB: 267 || GvA: 89 || TkA: 104
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 || GP: 7 || G: 4 || A: 3 || P: 7 || +3 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 18 || SB: 2
S49 || GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 6 || P: 10 || +6 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 3 || Shots: 43 || SB: 0
S50 || GP: 19 || G: 4 || A: 10 || P: 14 || -2|| PIM: 4 || Hits: 29 || Shots: 54 || SB: 5
S51 || GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || -2 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 13 || SB: 0
Playoff Totals || GP: 42 || G: 13 || A: 20 || P: 33 || PIM: 4 | Hits: 32 || Shots: 128 || SB: 7
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Trophy Case:
S45 Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goal Leader)
S49 Gold Medal (Germany IIHF)
S50 Silver Medal (Germany IIHF)