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Tracking Spreadsheet

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SHL S49 Game 135 - TBB @ LAP

SHL Game 135 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Florence Clijsters @enigmatic
Team: Los Angeles Panthers
Victim: N/A
Team: Tampa Bay Barracuda
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:05:00
Hot po-take-to:
The fans of the Los Angeles Panthers are starting to get worried about Clijsters. Following the most recent post game interview with Pierre, Clijsters started to act strange. She changed her ring tone to the Hot Potato song, she refuses to eat Potatoes, growling at any teammate who orders any kind of Potato at team dinners. The game against Tampa Bay, she seemed like she was avoiding hitting anyone. Instead of making body contact and passing the Potato, she started trying to swing her stick at them to not directly hit them. Management is concerned that she's gone another full game with the Potato.

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SHL S49 Game 146 - WKP @ LAP

SHL Game 146 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Florence Clijsters @enigmatic
Team: Los Angeles Panthers
Victim: N/A
Team: West Kendall Platoon
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to:
This isn't looking good, Panthers fans. Clijsters is looking pale, and her hair is thinning and falling out. She skipped half of her shifts this game, and just his in the tunnel clutching The Potato. No one would go near her, but they could tell she was whispering things to the Potato. Some of her teammates tried to push her into players on the Platoon, but she just snarled and screamed about Her Potacious. More people are starting to get concerned.

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SHL S49 Game 152 - LAP @ TOR

SHL Game 152 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Florence Clijsters @enigmatic
Team: Los Angeles Panthers
Victim: N/A
Team: Toronto North Stars
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to:
SHL officials are starting to take notice of Clijsters. When a concussion specialist tried to get her to put down the Potato for an examination, she bit his nose. Outside of being forced into the arena for hockey, she just stays in dark rooms with the Potato. She's even started to use social media to complain about Tricksy Hobbsies, but no player in the SHL or SMJHL goes by that name. With more than three complete games holding the Potato, there has to be an end in sight. Right?

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