SMJHL Media Payout


Billiam:
AN ANALYTIC BREAKDOWN OF THE SMJHL, WOW SUCH MATH
200k

Brydeman
MONTREAL IMPACT CAPTAINS!
100K

Lunaro
S20 SMJHL DRAFT ANALYSIS/RATINGS, WESTERN CONFERENCE
3.5mil

Karmr
SMJHL PRESEASON BREAKDOWN
900k

mpc
ST. LOUIS SCARECROWS PREVIEW, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS YEAR'S 'CROWS!
7.8 Mil

KezKincaid:
KNIGHTS KNEWS, S20 PRE-SEASON EDITION
1.2mil

Updated

ArGarBarGar -> ALONZO GARBANZO READY TO LEAD (709 words) 450k

Steelhead77-> DETROIT FALCONS TEAM PREVIEW! (3650 words) 4.2mil

rum_ham-> [SNR] REGINA FORCE SEASON ANALYSIS (1072 words) 850k

randylaheyjr-> DETROIT PRE SEASON, PRESSEN TO BLAME? (1059 words) 850k

Updated

SHL MEDIA THRU OCT 1

Anada: 300k (j hall FA pre-season rank) >>> $300,000
Anchorage42: 500k (babywatch2014 d1) 400k (babywatch2014 d2) 300k (babywatch2014 d3) >>> $1,200,000
Chris-McZehrl: 400k (when mcz retire?) >>> $400,000
Deener: 1.3 mil (shl36: max horvat) 500k (goat pics) >>> $1,800,000
FourFour: 300k (44 asks out again) >>> $300,000
Hatrrick44: 2 mil (ssn top 50 shl prospects 21-35) >>> $2,000,000
Leafs4ever: 800k (Ask A GM 14) 200k (winnipeg names new cpts) >>> $1,000,000
Mac: 3 mil (mac 5000 post prsr) >>> $3,000,000
Midas Whale: 200k (s20 tex captains) >>> $200,000
r1c3bowl22: 300k (jed lloren first game) 200k (jed philantrophist) 1.5 mil (4000 post prsr) >>> $2,000,000
Syckez: 200k (wkp address captain) >>> $200,000
The Sheriff: 300k (dujardins hot start) >>> $300,000
Whikadoodle: 1.3 mil (whiki 2k presser) >>> $1,300,000

SHL PRESSERS THRU OCT 1

Deener: 400k (horvat trade prsr) >>> $400,000
kikish18: 700k (labsy's presser) >>> $700,000

SHL PODCASTS THRU OCT 1

BluesBoy71: 2 mil (blue walrus #1) >>> $2,000,000
Clankt: 1.5 mil (passthepuck ep1) >>> $1,500,000
Deener: 2.5 mil (deenertv comedycast premier) >>> $2,500,000
Gifter of Bikes: 2 mil (klosecast 47) 1.5 mil (klosecast 48) >>> $3,500,000
Jake_illunic: 25k (gil&jake shitty fifa) >>> $25,000
Jedi: 2 mil (stinson&jrt fruck it) >>> $2,000,000
KezKincaid: 2.8 mil (KezKast2) >>> $2,800,000
Mac: 1.8 mil (pack with mac 11) >>> $1,800,000
Narconis: 2 mil (stinson&jrt fruck it) 2.5 mil (better than bojo 2) 2.5 mil (better than bojo 3) >>> $7,000,000
Nike: 2.5 mil (better than bojo 2) 2.5 mil (better than bojo 3) >>> $5,000,000
r1c3bowl22: 3 mil (with a bowl of r1c3 #2) 2.5 mil (bowl of r1ce #3) >>> $5,500,000
ThatDamnWalrus: 2 mil (blue walrus #1) 25k (gil & jake shitty fifa) >>> $2,025,000

SHL MEDIA MEMBER OF THE MONTH

Brandon: 1 mil (sept14) >>> $1,000,000

Updated

Graphics Payouts ending week of September 28th, 2014

mstuk41 - $600,000
Frank - $1,000,000
Raymond3000 - $1,800,000
kikish - $1,550,000
Jedi - $1,600,000
Mook - $750,000
soulja - $600,000
Billiam - $200,000
kitras - $850,000
Steelhead77 - $950,000
Always Purfect - $250,000
Count Chocula - $1,250,000
BluesBoy71 - $50,000
Mac - $150,000
Bushito - $1,650,000

Updated

LA Panthers Goaltender

Graphics Payouts ending week of October 5th & 12th, 2014

Count Chocula - $2,900,000
SensNation - $1,250,000
Steelhead77 - $800,000
Always Purfect - $300,000
Wasty - $1,850,000
Raymond3000 - $1,750,000
Jedi - $1,250,000
Patches - $700,000
Jogurtaa - $850,000
Bushito - $3,700,000
kitras - $450,000
vintagerockstar - $1,650,000
C.J. - $1,600,000
mstuk41 - $1,850,000
Frank - $1,000,000
KrazyKrayon - $250,000
Mook - $1,650,000
Bowhuntr11 - $1,700,000

Updated

LA Panthers Goaltender

SMJHL Media Payout

Easymoneysniper
Sterling Knight – Biography (1001) 750k
= 750k

M-Dawg
Vancouver beats St. Louis 7-1 (515) 250k
= 250k

Mook
Falcons 'Pull the Pumper' (1017) 750k
Detroit Falcons Season Start (2259) 2.1M
= 2.85M

Mpmpc
St. Louis Scarecrows Pre-Season Analysis (7131) 3.7M
Pre-Game Fight breaks out! (487) 300k
= 4M

PelkonenX35
The Life of Antero Pelkonen (2750) 2.4M
= 2.4M

WretchedLeafsFan
St. Louis Scarecrows Pre-Season Analysis (7131) 3.7M
= 3.7M

Updated

(Thanks to Tweedle, Dion.OvOxO., & Kylrad)

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Maybe we should hire an additional SHL media grader, make it a little easier on gorlab.

Originally posted by vbottas77@Oct 19 2014, 03:59 PM
Maybe we should hire an additional SHL media grader, make it a little easier on gorlab.

There's plenty of them. They work in weekly shifts I believe.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

 

Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame | Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
Fuckin' nothing so far. Or probably ever.

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

I have SHL media graded, I just passed out before posting it.


Number of people don't matter when you got everybody and their mother posting 1 hour podcasts every week.

Originally posted by gorlab@Oct 19 2014, 10:34 PM
I have SHL media graded, I just passed out before posting it.


Number of people don't matter when you got everybody and their mother posting 1 hour podcasts every week.

Nice, cool man.

Yeah, grading the podcasts would be a bitch.

SHL MEDIA THRU OCT 18

Andybj18: 350k (colin schmidt roty) >>> $350,000
BANACKOCK: 200k (steelhawk sign mckeil/jakobsen) 400k (steelhawks on blizz deal) >>> $600,000
Deener: 1.3 mil (same brotherhood) 800k (bitch for money) >>> $2,100,000
Jorec: 400k (personal success cold comfort) 800k (rumor: man rage splash) 800k (contender trade targets) >>> $2,000,000
Midas Whale: 2.6 mil (c partlow steps down) 100k (c partlow fa) >>> $2,700,000
Merica: 800k (always improving) >>> $800,000
vbottas77: 1.6 mil (v bottas ssn update/intrview) >>> $1,600,000
Whikadoodle: 100k (Whikis torts class prsr) >>> $100,000


SHL PRESSERS THRU OCT 18

FourFour: 200k (j 44 contract extend prsr) >>> $200,000
Mac: 700k (mac 5000 post prsr pt 2) >>> $700,000
Whikadoodle: 100k (man cant keep me down prsr) >>> $100,000


SHL PODCASTS THRU OCT 18

Andybj18: 2 mil (in the zone 1) 2.5 mil (selloutcast 11) >>> $4,500,000
Clankt: 2 mil (pass the puck 2) >>> $2,000,000
Deener: 2 mil (horvatcast 1) >>> $2,000,000
Gifter of Bikes: 2.5 mil (klosecast 49) >>> $2,500,000
Jedi: 2 mil (better than bojo 4) 2 mil (jrt scene it 1) >>> $4,000,000
Joester09: 2.5 mil (selloutcast 11) >>> $2,500,000
Narconis: 2 mil (better than bojo 4) 2 mil (better than bojo 5) >>> $4,000,000
Nike: 2 mil (better than bojo 5) >>> $2,000,000
r1c3bowl22: 1.5 mil (bowl of rice 4) 2 mil (bowl of rice 5) >>> $3,500,000
Syckez: 2.5 mil (selloutcast 11) >>> $2,500,000

Updated

Mook- Kraft Dinner Eating Contest (2095 words) 1.8 mil
Falcons Changes (1588 words) 1.2 mil
Creller Presser Yo (10,345 words) 10.8 Mil
TOTAL- 13.8 Mil

Buster- Jamie Hawkins Presser (452 words) 225k
TOTAL- 225k

CaptainLeonidas- Final Stretch for Knights (1311 words) 1 mil
Leonidas Keep it 300 #2 (10,401 words) 10.9 Mil
TOTAL- 11.9 Mil

WretchedLeafsFan- Satan Mid-Season Presser (1865 words) 1.6mil
Scarecrows Game Night!- (2304 words) 2 mil
TOTAL- 3.6 mil

Bowhuntr11- Sherill Presser! (5778 words) 6.3 mil
TOTAL- 6.3mil

Ramicus- Rami Presser (424 words) 200k
TOTAL- 200k

Ochocinco- Edge Ochocinco Draft Rankings (202 words) 100k
TOTAL- 100k

M-Dawg- Whalers Break Double Digits (603 words) 350k
TOTAL- 350k

mpc- DALLAS STARS VS PHILADELPHIA FLYERS PRESSER (201 words) 100k
SMJHL 30+ Games In (2432 words) 2.1 mil
On The Road PResser (872 words) 650k
TOTAL- 2.85 mil

Lunaro [MID Season] ROY Race (797 words) 550k
TOTAL- 550k

easymoneysniper (1419 words) 1.1 mil
TOTAL- 1.1 mil

250k to Kylrad for moving and media duties. (approved by jnh)

Updated

ArGarBarGar
Impact Starting to Fall 1mil
WHAT WE LEARNED, WHY ALONZO GARBANZO MAY BE THE ROY 900k
\MONTREAL CONTROVERSY CONTINUES, JAKOB TANNER ILLEGALLY PLAYING 1.2mil
Total: 3.1mil


Allways Purfect
WHY THE WHALERS ARE DEF, IF YOU KNOCK YOU'LL CATCH A FADE-175k
Total:175k

bissonnette69
BYE BYE KREJCI?-125K
Total:125k


Bowhuntr11
ARE THE WHALERS DESTINED FOR A 3PEAT???- 200K
» EVERY DRAFT PICK ANALYZED SO FAR THIS SEASON...4.9mil
Total: 5.1mil

BluesBoy71:
Dad's words- 250K
total 250k

BruinsFanatic100:
» THE CARDINALS BEAT THE DODGERS 3-1 TO WIN GAME 3, WE TALK TO 2 SCARECROWS -750K
total 750k

CaptainLeonidas
SCORE TONIGHT: 1ST OA PICK STRUGGLES 2mil
SMJHL ROOKIE IN THE KARDASHIAN SHOW? 1mil
RIOT IN THE CITY OF KELOWNA!, ESPN FIRST TAKE 1.4mil
total:4.4mil


etipou
ETIENNE MODANO NEWS, HIS POOR START IN THE SMJHL1.3mil
total:1.3mil

JumpierPegasus
Scarecrows captains-120K
total:120k

ikeifer
KEITH TRUBACHEV INJURY ALERT, BROKEN COLLARBONE-75k
total:75k

mpc
SMJHL TONIGHT: SPECIAL REPORT, BOMB THREAT AT VAN@STL - 1.7mil
Total:1.7mil

Mook
FALCONS DO SUSHI. 1.45mil
total:1.45mil

Lunaro
mid-season review 4.3mil
Total:4.3mil

mstuk41
» BASEMENT HOCKEY TIMES - MID SEASON REPORT, DETROIT FALCONS SEASON IN REVIEW 4.7mil
total:4.7mil

randylaheyjr
Pressen confernece-300k
total:300k

Pentecost
» STACKER PENTECOST - BIOGRAPHY, FIRST ARTICLE 6.75mil
Double for 1st article
Total:13.5mil

Rublic:
REGINA FORCE ANNOUNCES IT'S CAPTAINS-25k
total:25k

rum_ham
[SNR] FRANKLIN TREY INTERVIEW- 26 GAMES IN, INTERVIEW BY MIKE HUNT 1mil
Total:1mil

Updated

Graphic Payouts - 10/19 Date

kitras - $1,750,000
raymond3000 - $1,400,000
Bushito - $1,900,000
mstuk41 - $900,000
ThatDamnWalrus - $1,300,000
Nike - $1,100,000
C.J. - $1,450,000
Mook - $1,450,000
rum_ham - $600,000
Laxy - $250,000
Count Chocula - $1,600,000
Bottas - $900,000
prettyburn - $850,000
mpc - $700,000
Bowhuntr11 - $1,250,000

*I have also gone through this entire thread deleting posts that were chitter chatter. For future reference its easier not to have to go through that shit.

Updated

LA Panthers Goaltender

Bluesboy71
SUSPENSION PRESSER (397 words) = 200k

Final payout=200k

CaptainLeonidas
Leonidas keep it 300 #1 (42 minutes) = 2.1m

Final payout=2.1m

Lunaro
Kane Presser (4509 words) = 5mil

Final payout=5mil

mpc
SMJHL COVERAGE: STACKER PENTECOST (2325 words) = 2mil

Final payout=2m

randylaheyjr
I'M FALCON'S GOALIE ROB PRESSEN AMA (1048 words) = 750k

Final payout=750k

pentecost
A DAY IN THE LIFE: PENTECOST (1052 words) = 750k

Final payout=750k

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