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S64 mPT #2: Dress Code

New Orleans' new team dress code: completely nude. Totally hilarious and original, right? Dicks out. Ass out. No exceptions. Anybody who doesn't show up without clothes does not play that game.

(to grader: pls count how many people said nude)

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Here in Colorado, we will be living up to our mascot name and we will all be wearing and playing in those dinosaur costume things that everyone on the internet owns

The Anchorage Armada have to follow a new dress code starting this upcoming week, the dress code is a Monster Energy hat, tap-out t-shirt and cargo shorts.


Ok so you guys just keep throwing these softballs. The last two weeks I've talked about jock straps and yet again we will be talking about jock straps. Imagine the team just walks into the arena with nothing but jock straps on. Get the ladies going and the other team won't take you serious. Perfection.

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Since there will be no more suits, my teammates will be wearing t-shirts and jeans as our dress code. They would be much more comfortable and cheap and easy to maintain.

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