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Who needs something fancy and creative when you can just go with some good ol' comfort food. Alex's favorite food is beef stroganoff and he has his mom's secret recipe and he's willing to give it up to improve concessions sales for the Pride. Sure it's messy, but it's delicious. That's what really matters, right?
(sigs courtesy of Carpy48, BDonini, Turd Ferguson, FlappyGiraffe, and Sulovilen)
By-Tor SHL GM
Jack of All Trades
In Winnipeg, we'll have frosted cookies that turn everyone's mouths Aurora blue green. It also has a magical Harry Potter dust that amplifies their cheers by 10 when they are cheering up on to blow the roof off
Credit to enigmatic, Merica, and tweedledunn for sigs
Marcel Beck || #21 || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 1315 TPE || 2078 Max TPE
Draft Class: S60
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 212 lbs
Number: 21
Nation: Switzerland
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----------SHL Stats----------
-----Regular Season-----
S63 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 PTS | -54 | 106 S | 50 PIM | 107 H | 144 SB | 35 TkA | 22:53 TOI
S64 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | 29 PTS | -9 | 170 S | 60 PIM | 100 H | 168 SB | 28 TkA | 22:48 TOI
S65 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 6 G | 38 A | 44 PTS | +15| 204 S | 22 PIM | 127 H | 106 SB | 22 TkA | 22:02 TOI
S66 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 9 G | 29 A | 38 PTS | +1 | 202 S | 46 PIM | 86 H | 91 SB | 65 TkA | 21:58 TOI
S67 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 7 G | 30 A | 37 PTS | +43| 155 S | 27 PIM | 68 H | 126 SB | 37 TkA | 21:17 TOI
S68 | WPG -A-| 66 GP |13 G |35 A | 48 PTS | +36 | 189 S | 45 PIM | 77 H | 206 SB | 53 TkA | 22:19 TOI
S69 | WPG -A-| 66 GP |15 G |40 A | 55 PTS | +44 | 246 S | 49 PIM | 78 H | 136 SB | 79 TkA | 23:17 TOI
S70 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 6 G | 39 A | 45 PTS | +44 | 202 S | 36 PIM | 73 H | 157 SB | 41 TkA | 20:45 TOI
S71 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 3 G | 36 A | 39 PTS | +43 | 205 S | 48 PIM | 102 H | 104 SB | 68 TkA | 21:07 TOI
S72 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 11 G | 29 A | 40 PTS | +49 | 161 S | 42 PIM | 73 H | 109 SB | 80 TkA | 22:14 TOI
S73 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 11 G | 30 A | 41 PTS | +72 | 141 S | 54 PIM | 74 H | 141 SB | 41 TkA | 20:39 TOI
S74 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 9 G | 21 A | 30 PTS | +10 | 145 S | 22 PIM | 53 H | 138 SB | 41 TkA | 20:14 TOI
S75 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 6 G | 21 A | 27 PTS | +37 | 123 S | 30 PIM | 63 H | 88 SB | 50 TkA | 20:32 TOI
S76 | WPG |
SHL Career | 858 GP | 110 G | 393 A | 503 PTS | +331 | 2249 S | 531 PIM | 1081 H | 1714 SB | 640 TkA |
-----Playoffs-----
S63 | WPG -A-| Missed Playoffs
S64 | WPG -A-| 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -2 | 9 S | 0 PIM | 10 H | 8 SB | 0 TkA | 21:37 TOI
S65 | WPG -A-| 14 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 PTS | +0 | 45 S | 0 PIM | 33 H | 31 SB | 7 TkA | 23:11 TOI
S66 | WPG -A-| 5 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 PTS | +2 | 6 S | 2 PIM | 9 H | 7 SB | 5 TkA | 21:12 TOI
S67 | WPG -A-| 15 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | +5 | 25 S | 2 PIM | 8 H | 42 SB | 12 TkA | 20:52 TOI
S68 | WPG -A-| 10 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 PTS | +7 | 26 S | 2 PIM | 12 H | 31 SB | 6 TkA | 22:36 TOI
S69 | WPG -A-| 24 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 PTS | +7 | 59 S | 9 PIM | 39 H | 34 SB | 28 TkA | 23:22 TOI
S70 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 PTS | +0 | 38 S | 8 PIM | 26 H | 50 SB | 23 TkA | 20:26 TOI
S71 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 PTS | +5 | 50 S | 6 PIM | 30 H | 42 SB | 23 TkA | 21:47 TOI
S72 | WPG -A-| 19 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 PTS | +20 | 48 S | 12 PIM | 20 H | 45 SB | 12 TkA | 22:15 TOI
S73 | WPG -A-| 17 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 PTS | +1 | 30 S | 8 PIM | 11 H | 49 SB | 16 TkA | 20:46 TOI
S74 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 PTS | +5 | 41 S | 4 PIM | 11 H | 43 SB | 23 TkA | 21:09 TOI
S75 | WPG -A-| 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | -8 | 8 S | 0 PIM | 6 H | 10 SB | 5 TkA | 21:27 TOI
SHL Career | 180 GP | 32 G | 69 A | 101 PTS | +42 | 385 S | 53 PIM | 215 H | 392 SB | 160 TkA |
----------SMJHL Stats----------
-----Regular Season-----
S58 | STL | 24 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 PTS | -5 | 23 S | 8 PIM | 24 H | 13 SB | 3 TkA | 18:15 TOI
S59 | STL | 66 GP | 5 G | 11 A | 16 PTS | -31 | 73 S | 12 PIM | 70 H | 31 SB | 30 TkA | 20:49 TOI
S60 | STL -A-| 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 PTS | -7 | 130 S | 16 PIM | 91 H | 83 SB | 40 TkA | 20:18 TOI
S61 | STL -C-| 66 GP | 5 G | 17 A | 22 PTS | -8 | 101 S | 8 PIM | 90 H | 111 SB | 30 TkA | 20:24 TOI
S62 | STL -C-| 66 GP | 11 G | 23 A | 34 PTS | -26 | 122 S | 71 PIM | 131 H | 125 SB | 32 TkA | 21:33 TOI
SMJHL Career | 288 GP | 29 G | 80 A | 109 PTS | -77 | 449 S | 115 PIM | 406 H | 363 SB | 135 TkA |
-----Playoffs-----
S58 | STL | 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | -1 | 10 S | 2 PIM | 2 H | 9 SB | 1 TkA | 17:13 TOI
S59 | STL | 7 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | +3 | 3 S | 0 PIM | 6 H | 6 SB | 1 TkA | 18:58 TOI
S60 | STL -A-| 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 0 PIM | 22 H | 13 SB | 8 TkA | 20:11 TOI
S61 | STL -C-| 7 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 PTS | -2 | 14 S | 4 PIM | 16 H | 11 SB | 3 TkA | 19:56 TOI
S62 | STL -C-| 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | -4 | 1 S | 0 PIM | 5 H | 3 SB | 3 TkA | 20:41 TOI
SMJHL Career | 35 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 PTS | -2 | 47 S | 6 PIM | 51 H | 42 SB | 16 TkA |
----------International Stats----------
-----IIHF-----
S62 | SWI | 13 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 4 PIM | 11 H | 28 SB | 2 TkA | 17:03 TOI
S63 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 7 PIM | 19 H | 19 SB | 4 TkA | 17:00 TOI
S64 | SWI | 13 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -3 | 9 S | 6 PIM | 15 H | 11 SB | 6 TkA | 18:10 TOI
S65 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | -3 | 22 S | 8 PIM | 25 H | 39 SB | 9 TkA | 20:45 TOI
S66 | SWI | 13 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | -5 | 18 S | 13 PIM | 9 H | 36 SB | 12 TkA | 22:08 TOI
S67 | SWI | 13 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | -3 | 15 S | 2 PIM | 6 H | 31 SB | 8 TkA | 22:30 TOI
S68 | SWI | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | -3 | 18 S | 6 PIM | 7 H | 33 SB | 7 TkA | 21:30 TOI
S69 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | +3 | 25 S | 0 PIM | 13 H | 31 SB | 11 TkA | 22:02 TOI
S70 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 0 A | 2 PTS | -7 | 22 S | 4 PIM | 10 H | 36 SB | 3 TkA | 23:13 TOI
S71 | SWI | 15 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS | +1 | 17 S | 8 PIM | 10 H | 50 SB | 7 TkA | 23:27 TOI
S72 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | -6 | 21 S | 5 PIM | 3 H | 42 SB | 4 TkA | 21:14 TOI
S73 | SWI | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -8 | 13 S | 6 PIM | 13 H | 36 SB | 6 TkA | 22:18 TOI
S74 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 PTS | +6 | 30 S | 12 PIM | 11 H | 15 SB | 12 TkA | 19:40 TOI
S75 | SWI |
IIHF Career | 173 GP | 16 G | 33 A | 49 PTS | -24 | 248 S | 81 PIM | 152 H | 407 SB | 91 TkA |
-----WJC-----
S58 | CANW | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 PTS | +2 | 9 S | 4 PIM | 16 H | 8 SB | 5 TkA | 15:31 TOI
S59 | DACH | 15 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 PTS | +8 | 7 S | 0 PIM | 12 H | 4 SB | 2 TkA | 07:51 TOI
S60 | DACH | 15 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 PTS | +8 | 26 S | 0 PIM | 11 H | 7 SB | 9 TkA | 17:20 TOI
S61 | DACH | 13 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 PTS | +2 | 22 S | 7 PIM | 19 H | 12 SB | 3 TkA | 14:45 TOI
S62 | DACH | 15 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 PTS | +4 | 25 S | 11 PIM | 18 H | 18 SB | 4 TkA | 22:56 TOI
WJC Career | 70 GP | 12 G | 27 A | 39 PTS | +24 | 89 S | 22 PIM | 76 H | 49 SB | 23 TkA |
----------Transactions----------
S58 - Signed as DFA by St. Louis Scarecrows
S59 - SMJHL - Drafted 8th Overall by St. Louis Scarecrows
S60 - SHL - Drafted 6th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora
S63 - Called up to SHL by Winnipeg Aurora
----------Awards and Achievements----------
S59: WJC Gold Medal - DACH
S59: Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S60: Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S60: WJC Bronze Medal - DACH
S63: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S63: Ryan Jesster Trophy
S63: All-Star Selection
S65: All-Star Game
S65: IIHF Gold Medal - Switzerland
S68: All-Star Game
S68: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Nomination
S69: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Nomination
S69: Scott Stevens Trophy Nomination
S72: All-Star Game
S72: Challenge Cup
S74: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
----------Peak TPE----------
S58: 177 TPE
S59: 303 TPE
S60: 511 TPE
S61: 728 TPE
S62: 939 TPE
S63: 1139 TPE
S64: 1298 TPE
S65: 1493 TPE
S66: 1676 TPE
S67: 1891 TPE
S68: 2061 TPE
S69: 2078 TPE
S70: 2007 TPE
S71: 1906 TPE
S72: 1813 TPE
S73: 1734 TPE
S74: 1612 TPE
S75: 1456 TPE
----------Career Contracts----------
S58: $1.0m STL
S59: $4.7m STL
S60: $2.5m WPG
S61: $2.5m WPG
S62: $2.5m WPG
S63: $3.0m WPG
S64: $3.0m WPG
S65: $3.0m WPG
S66: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S67: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S68: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S69: $4.0m WPG (HTD)(NTC)
S70: $4.0m WPG (HTD)(NTC)
S71: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S72: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S73: $5.0m WPG
S74: $5.0m WPG
S75: $4.0m WPG
S76: $4.0m WPG
GM: Mr. Beck
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SMJHL:
S64 Carolina Co-GM [GM: sve7en] - 11th place, Beat MET 1st Round 4-2, Lost to NL 2nd Round 0-4, (22-36-8)
S66 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 7th place - BYE, Beat VAN 2nd Round 4-3, Lost to QCC in 3rd Round 3-4, (34-25-7)
S67 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 6th Place - Beat ANC 1st Round 4-1, Beat REG 2nd Round 4-2, Lost to QCC in 3rd Round 3-4 (38,25,3)
S68 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 6th Place - Beat VAN 1st Round 4-1, Beat NBB 2nd Round 4-2, (35,24,7)
S69 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 14th Place, Loss to KEL 1st Round 4-2 (13-50-3)
S76 Winnipeg Co-GM [GM: Ace] -
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International Clubs:
S58 WJC Co-GM Sweden [GM - Canadice] - 4th place (8-4-0)
S60 WJC GM North America [Co - Big Newff] - 8th place, Lost to Sweden 4-5 in 1st Round, (4-7-1)
S61 WJC GM North America - 9th Place, Missed Playoffs, (3-7-2)
S62 WJC GM North America - 7th place, Lost to BI 0-5 in 1st Round (5-5-2)
S63 WJC GM North America [Co - nhlbeastmode_7777] - 6th place, Lost to DACH 4-5 (OT) in 1st Round, (3-6-3)
S64 WJC GM North America [Co - dylanjj37] - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (2-9-1)
S65 WJC GM North America [Co - crazylemire] - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (0-12-0)
S66 WJC GM North America - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (1-10-1)
S74 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 5th Place, Silver Medal (7-0-5-0)
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I guess it would have to be something vegan or other thing that is not edible. If you really want food just do a kebab or something nice. Problem solved.
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I propose that we bring deep fried pickles as a typical menu item at hockey items. I think deep fried pickles go absolutely HARD AS BALLS. That's my main point of argument.
Ashton King || LW || Newfoundland Berserkers (WPG) || 358 TPE
Name: Ashton King
Age: 18
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 220lbs.
Number: 55
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SMJHL SEASON STATS
S64 || NEL || GP: 23 || G: 2 || A: 2 || P: 4 || +/-: +4
S65 || NEL || GP: 53 || G: 19 || A: 23 || P: 42 || +/-: +24
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S64 || NEL || GP: 15 || G: 4 || A: 6 || P: 10 || +/-: +7
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WJC STATS
S64 || NA || GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 4 || P: 7 || +/-: +2
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TRANSACTIONS
S64 || Signed 1yr/$5m w/ Newfoundland Berserkers
S65 || Drafted 2nd Round, 32nd Overall by Winnipeg Aurora
S65 || Signed 1yr/$3m w/ Winnipeg Aurora
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AWARDS
S64 || Laurifer Trophy Champion
S6 4 || King-Kurczewski Gauntlet Champion
S64 || Four Star Cup Champion
Buffalo will be serving the Seppala Dog (@
Zombiewolf ). It's an 8" hot dog that's very girthy and also incredibly delicious... obviously served so, so hot.
Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy
Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame | Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP: 265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points
Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion
Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
Fuckin' nothing so far. Or probably ever.
❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤
The barracuda have a few signature dishes but my favorite is the barracuda churros. I don't fully understand how they shape them to look like a cuda, but they taste great.
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Being the Monarchs, we only eat royal food. Our dish would be a Monarch Sausage Roll, but shaped exactly like our logo. We'd kidnap the best cook to make it.
The Carolina Kraken could introduce some Carolina barbecue inspired dishes to their concession stands. We would make sure everything has a healthy dose of the Carolina sauce no matter what was being served.
The Toronto North Stars have released a line of chips for the concession stands that also double as ninja stars. Super pointy, these chips can be thrown with such force that they can injure or maim someone. When the lawyers find out they will probably be recalled.
Magnus Liljeström | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda | WPG | DET | SWE
Ornskoldsvik, Sweden | 6' 1" | 199lbs
Achievements:
S56 IIHF Bronze Medal
S55 Ryan Jesster Nomination for Best Rookie of the Year
S55 SHL All-Rookie Team
****S53 Four Star Cup Champion***
S53 WJC Silver Medal
S52 WJC Bronze Medal
S52 Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player
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SHL Season Statistics
S61 | TBB | 66GP | 17G | 28A | 45P | +22
S60 | TBB | 66GP | 6 G | 19A | 25P | +6
S59 | WPG | 66GP | 7G | 22A | 29P | -18
S58 | WPG | 66GP | 16G | 25A | 41P | -3
S57 | WPG | 66GP | 11G | 22A | 33P | +11
S56 | WPG | 50GP | 3G | 8A | 11P | -13
S55 | WPG | 50GP | 3G | 22A | 25P | +8
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The Maine timber will be presenting a new dish in this years concession stands...fresh lobster! Who needs all of that boring junk food when you can get what delicious lobster fresh from the ocean and celebrate one of the things Maine does best, lobster! Also don't forget to pick up can of Moxie, the official soft drink of Maine!
Come on! We are in Chicago, We are going to have the Syndicate Pizza, which is made up the following: Italian Sausage, ham, chicken, bacon, onions, tomatoes, banana peppers, and spinach.
For dessert it will be a banana split, representing the yellow and black team colors.
Stavros Kondos || F || Regina Elk || Seattle Argonauts
Theo Kondos || F || Jesster & Darr Winner - CC x2 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 | SOG: 130 | HITS:35 | TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 | SOG: 181 | HITS:41 | TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 | SOG: 184 | HITS:44 | TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 | SOG: 188 | HITS:48 | TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | SOG: 207 | HITS:57 | TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 | SOG: 297 | HITS:90 | TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 | SOG: 237 | HITS:110 | TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 | SOG: 240 | HITS:161 | TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 | HITS:134 | TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 | SOG: 177 | HITS:164 | TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60 | SOG: 177 | HITS:159 | TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57 | SOG: 143 | HITS:110 | TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48 | SOG: 120 | HITS:123 | TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66 | SOG: 199 | HITS:126 | TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 | G:2 | A:7 | P:9 | SOG: 16 | HITS:6 | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 | G:6 | A:10 | P:16 | SOG: 33 | HITS:4 | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9 | G:0 | A:5 | P:5 | SOG: 23 | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 | G:6 | A:12 | P:18 | SOG: 47 | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 | G:9 | A:11 | P:20 | SOG: 75 | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9 | G:0 | A:3 | P:3 | SOG: 37 | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 | G:3 | A:10 | P:13 | SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 | G:3 | A:7 | P:10 | SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14| G:8| A:12 | P:20 | SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 | G:0 | A:4 | P:4 | SOG: 18 | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15| G:5 | A:12 | P:17 | SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7| G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]
Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)
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S15, S16, S24, S34, S38 Challenge Cup Champion
For the San Francisco Pride, we have the delicious Pride Poutine! A classic fries and cheese curd poutine with rainbow-hued gravy, with each colour more flavourful than the last!
Thank you to Ham and Sulo for the sigs!
Jon Tellofsen, Defenseman for LAP/BUF/CAL/TEX/MIN (RETIRED)
Drafted 52nd OA in S38 SMJHL Draft by the St. Louis Scarecrows
Drafted 11th OA in S39 SHL Draft by the Minnesota Chiefs
4-Star Cup Winner (St. Louis S39)
Basil Magnicotta, Defenseman for St. Louis and New Orleans (RETIRED)
Drafted 33rd OA in S45 SMJHL Draft by the St. Louis Scarecrows
Drafted 53rd OA in S45 SHL Draft by the New Orleans Specters
Two-time 4-star Cup Winner (St. Louis S45 and S46)
WJC Gold Medal with Team World (S45)
Three-time Ondrej Ravchitikov Award winner (S47, S48, S49)
S55: Ravchitikov Award Re-named to Basil Magnicotta Award
Nicolae Antonescu, Goaltender for St. Louis and San Francisco (RETIRED)
Drafted 26th OA in S54 SMJHL Draft by the St. Louis Scarecrows
Drafted 27th OA in S55 SHL Draft by the San Francisco Pride
Named to SMJHL All-Rookie Team (S54)
Four time Friedrich Schmidt Award Winner (S54, S55, S56, S57)
SMJHL All-Star, 1st Team (S56)
Nominee for Ryan Jesster Award (S58)
Named to SHL All-Rookie Team (S58)
Named to SHL All-Star Roster (2nd Team) (S59)
Nominee for John McBride Award (S59)
Named to SHL All-Star Roster (2nd Team) (S61)
Nominee for John McBride Award (S61)
IIHF Silver medal with Switzerland (S63)
Named to SHL All-Star Roster (S65)
Winner of John McBride Award (S65)
IIHF Gold medal with Switzerland (S65)
Ignacio Garza, Winger for Anchorage and San Francisco
Claimed on entry waivers by Anchorage during the S67 SMJHL season
Drafted 20th OA in the S68 Draft by the San Francisco Pride
Jon Tellofsen, General Manager and Coach
S54 - WJC GM (Team Finland) - 8-5-1 Record - Bronze medal
S55 - WJC GM (Team DACH) - 7-5-1 Record - Quarterfinals
S56 - WJC GM (Team DACH) - 8-4-1 Record - Quarterfinals
S57 - WJC GM (Team DACH) - 10-3-1 Record - Quarterfinals
S58 - WJC GM (Team DACH) - 12-3-0 Record - Silver Medal
S59 - WJC GM (Team DACH) - 12-2-1 Record - Gold Medal
S60 - WJC GM (Team DACH) - 10-4-1 Record - Bronze Medal
S61 - WJC GM (Team Finland) - 10-4-1 Record - Bronze medal
- WJC Career as GM - 77-30-7 Record -
Each team has to pitch a good for concessions. Kelowna asked their players to think long and hard. I believe we should go after the burger industry here a little bit... 2 fresh, grass feed burgers, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, bourbon sauce, onions, fancy sauce, dope buns. They're gonna call the burger "THE KNIGHT".
|| S71-Present || König Wolf || St. Louis / New Orleans || LW || #77 || 435 TPE ||
NAME: Köing Wolf
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 211
NUMBER: 77
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S - - GP: | G: | A: | P: | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: - |
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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x
Career SHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: | +/-: | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S71 - 66- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: |
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - -
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Career SMJHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A
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BANK BALANCE: 73 M
TPE: 345
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|| S64-S70 || Mikael Jakobsen || SHL: NOLA / SMJHL: Kelowna Knights || LW || #83 || 888 TPE ||
NAME: Mikael Jakobsen
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 206
NUMBER: 83
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S - - GP: | G: | A: | P: | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: - |
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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x
Career SHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: | +/-: | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: |
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - -
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Career SMJHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A
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BANK BALANCE: 38.9 M
TPE: 202
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|| Hiro Fujikawa || S43 - S52 || RW || #88 || 1313 TPE ||
NAME: Hiro Fujikawa
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 200
NUMBER: 88
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S48 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 11 | P: 21 | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 50 | +/-: -14 |
S49 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 11 | P: 26 | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 39 | +/-: -3 |
S50 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | PIM: - 24 | HIT: - 61 | +/-: +7 |
S51 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 25 | P: 35 | PIM: - 11 | HIT: - 22 | +/-: +16 |
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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x
Career SHL
Regular - GP: - 200 | G: - 51 | A: - 71 | P: - 122 | PIM: 55 | +/-: +6 | HIT: - 172 |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: |
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - -
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Career SMJHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A
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BANK BALANCE: 15 M
TPE: 1313
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|| Elias Lindstrom || S33 - S43 || RW || #89 || XXX TPE ||
NAME: Elias Lindstrom
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 200
NUMBER: 89
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S? - ??? - GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: |
[pbl]SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - -
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: |
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - -
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Career SMJHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A
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|| Magnus Jakobsen|| S17- S30 || Retired - HoF || RW || #83 || XXX TPE ||
NAME: Magnus Jakobsen
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 220
NUMBER: 83
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Career Regular Season Stats:
GP: 624 | G: 208 | A: 270 | P: 478 | +/-: +48 | PIM: 432 | HIT: 1325 | SB: 107
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Career SMJHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
Career Awards:
3x 1st All-Star Team (S21, S23, S27)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S23)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S21, S23)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S20)
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our dish would be owl soup, so basically you just put an owl or two into a big food processor and then boil the broth until edible
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