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Saucetonia · 08-09-2023, 05:21 PM

We would tell the story of Sad Ketchup, who our whole team desperately tries to cheer up and convince him he's not a bust. Hopefully one day we will find a way to make him Happy Ketchup.

G2019 · 08-09-2023, 06:52 PM

The film will be a love story about Five-Hole Sieve and his love interest, shutouts. Driven to the brink of madness, Sieve is willing to do anything it takes to stop being beaten five hole. Will he accomplish his dream and regain his sanity? You'll have to watch to find out!

dylanjj37 · 08-09-2023, 07:21 PM

QCC's movie is a fascinating action movie based on the true tale of new team rookies Nico Nurminen and Ryland Murphy uniting with the other rookies to take down the evil (this part is slightly exaggerated) team management Ramen and Lore who are trying to force all the players to work for free and under horrible conditions.

Tylar · 08-09-2023, 07:36 PM

The movie would be a docu-film following single members of the Newfoundland Berserkers it would revolve around players trying to find the fries to their ketchup, or the ketchup to their poutines. It would be a romance film with lots of ketchup to be shared and also squirted :eyes

***Leafs4ever*** · 08-09-2023, 10:01 PM

I'm making a buddy cop movie starring Boho Biscuit and myself as 2 rough and tumble cops looking for danger. The movie will be called "Defending the Streets" and will take place in Regina.

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*Leppish* · 08-10-2023, 06:37 AM

I would make a movie about our team turning into super hockey players after getting stung by apple eating wasps and gaining superpowers from them. Everyone would also eat apples instead of drinking gatorade or whatever on the benches and they would gain superspeed and strenght from them every time.

ThisSeemsFishy · 08-10-2023, 07:05 AM

The Colorado Raptors roster would definitely be cast in a slasher horror film in the Scream franchise. I obviously can’t spoil who the killer would be. But it’s not not Update Portal.

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Cycro · 08-10-2023, 09:54 AM

Jonas would not be able to resist making a shot-for-shot remake of the Mighty Ducks. His team would of course play the plucky, down-on-their-luck District 5 Ducks while their friends from Detroit would play the dastardly Hawks (a falcon is close enough).

Mayuu · 08-10-2023, 01:04 PM

The only movie that would actually be remembered would be a porn movie. So it would feature Prince Marius for reasons I won't share.
Im sure it would be a hot and a hit to boot.

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*Fluw* · 08-10-2023, 01:40 PM

With the whole movie left up to me, I would bring @TheRoyalEmpoleon ’s fanfiction to life by bringing the love story of @Eggcracker and @HabsFanFromOntario to the big screen. Honestly everyone is going to shed a tear watching the tampered lovers. (40 words)

***LordBallGag*** · 08-10-2023, 02:00 PM

The Maine Timbers would be the A team. But a lot better than the crap we have seen in the past. Shootin Blanks has Mr. T on lock down. It will be a massive flop. maybe

Psanchez55 · 08-10-2023, 02:15 PM

Movies as a whole are a problem. They are rarely wholesome, and tend towards the destruction of morality in a society. Wahls has a desire to uplift and encourage. Therefore, he suggests that the local director take his product elsewhere.

TonyW19 · 08-10-2023, 06:23 PM

I'm gonna direct this horrible idea of a film, and the only role I'm giving myself is the role of someone who dies within the first five seconds of the movie. Anyways, I die a horrific death, Nico Nurminen dies a poisonous death. Dorfunkel is perceived as the "murderer" by Ramen and Lore. Explosions and car pursuits take place, but Jigglypuff, the real murderer, ends the movie on some cheesy cliff hanger that will never be revisited...people will either cheer or boo and life will go on.

Will3 · 08-10-2023, 10:42 PM

Valerija Serapin's would suggest multiple ideas to the young filmmaker. The first would be a more grounded film than most suggestions. It would be a movie based on her true story, How she went from an abandoned and angry street rat to a top hockey player. It would be similar to The Blind Side but with hockey. The second one would be spy thriller with her staring as kick ass spy. Other ideas include a murder mystery and a Sci Fi epic.

*CptSquall* · 08-11-2023, 08:34 PM

Its Kelowna, we are the Knights.

Why not make a Medieval Monty Python spoof? We have everything right there and it would let us bond in a productive yet silly way. Who could think of a better Idea than simply enjoying ourselves with a light hearted flick?

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