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The Anchorage Armada All Season lineup includes the likes of:
C - Joseph Reed
LW - Deep Thought
RW - Lucki Blackwood
RD - Dan Johnston
LD - Kazuchika Okada
G - Stun Gun
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CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
gaby
The Dish Masters - We're putting a lot more emphasis on goal scorers than the players that set them up. Here's a team with the most passes:
LW: Rence Sykut
C: Trevor Lahey
RW: Ryland Murphy
LD: Ondrej von Stoodrick
RD: Oranj Konhe
G: Sea Jebus (12 passing rating)
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Mary Hollywood
FIRST TEAM ALL-BLIND. THESE GUYS COULDN'T HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF A BARN. (I love all members of this community this is banter I swear!)
LW Supah Dupah: 66 games played, one goal (1.8% shooting percentage). Oh, BROTHER!
C Jae-ik Barron: 6.3% shooting percentage for a whopping 7 goals on 111 shots. Yucky!
RW Bo Jangles: Took 123 shots but only scored 8 times. Empty calories!
LD Carter Crutchfield: Sat on the ice for almost 20 minutes a night and scored once. Mmm.
RD Remington Richardson III: Collected 1 goal, a -15 +/-, and took 90 shots. 89 of which were not fruitful.
G Charlie van Keyzer: 0.871 save percentage. Not ideal!
Mary Hollywood || F || Regina/Manhattan Name: Mary Hollywood Height: 6'0" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------ Sig by sulovilen!
The theme I will be using is, a Scarecrows themed team.. featuring the best players from this season, both veterans and rookies.
Charlie Slurpe
Konig Wolf
Cameron Dallas
Kellen Watkins
James Madison
Dee Fence
Charlie Serpe || D || Specters || Scarecrows ||Team USA || 1298 TPE || Retired || Name: Charlie Serpe Age: 21 Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois Height: 5'11" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S46 | 50 GP | 1 G | 19 A | 20 P | 0 | 9 PPP | 20 PIM | 50 H | 40 SB S47 | 50 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +15 | 10 PPP | 34 PIM | 54 H | 75 SB SMJHL Playoff Stats: S46 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H | 21 SB S47 | 13 GP | 4 G | 10 A | 14 P | -3 | 10 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H | 15 SB SHL Regular Season Stats: S48 | 50 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 14 PIM | 44 H | 38 SB S49 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +10 | 1 PPP | 18 PIM | 43 H | 38 SB S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 19 A | 23 P | +18 | 0 PPP | 12 PIM | 22 H | 39 SB S51 | 50 GP | 0 G | 22 A | 22 P | +15 | 3 PPP | 8 PIM | 29 H | 48 SB S52 | 50 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 P | +6 | 9 PPP | 16 PIM | 27 H | 72 SB S53 | 50 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +2 | 2 PPP | 20 PIM | 29 H | 125 SB S54 | 44 GP | 2 G | 12 A | 14 P | +7 | 2 PPP | 14 PIM | 4 H | 88 SB S55 | 50 GP | 5 G | 19 A | 24 P | 17 | 0 PPP | 16 PIM | 22 H | 74 SB SHL Playoff Stats: S48 | 13 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 19 H | 7 SB S49 | 11 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +3 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 17 H | 11 SB S50 | 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 7 PIM | 7 H | 13 SB S51 | 5 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 4 H | 3 SB S52 | 13 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +6 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 3 H | 11 SB S53 | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +0 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 H | 5 SB S54 | 17 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +0 | 2 PPP | 8 PIM | 3 H | 52 SB S55 | 20 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 18 PIM | 8 H | 43 SB ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 15th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S46 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 10th overall by the New Orleans Specters in the S47 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S46 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion S46 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award for Most Locker Room Activity S46 St. Louis Scarecrows Vladmir Bodnar Award for Best Rookie S50 IIHF Gold Medal S51 IIHF Gold Medal S53 IIHF Gold Medal S54 Challenge Cup Champion Victor Fedorov || C || Platoon || Scarecrows || Team Russia || Retired || Name: Victor Ferorov Age: 18 Birthplace: Moscow, Russia Height: 6'3" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S56 | 50 GP | 3 G | 13 A | 16 P | -8 | 0 PPP | 46 PIM | 86 H | 71 SB S57 | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 P | -8 | 0 PPP | 20 PIM | 49 H | 73 SB SMJHL Playoff Stats: SHL Regular Season Stats: SHL Playoff Stats: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 28th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S56 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 38th overall by the Baltimore Platoon in the S57 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: Vadim Askerov || D || Grizzlies || Patriotes || 437 TPE || Name: Vadim Askerov Age: 21 Birthplace: Moscow, Russia Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S61 | 49 GP | 6 G | 22 A | 28 P | -10 | 10 PPP | 16 PIM | 26 H | 65 SB S62 | 66 GP | 12 G | 37 A | 49 P | +33 | 8 PPP | 18 PIM | 26 H | 78 SB SMJHL Playoff Stats: S61 | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 4 PIM | 6 H | 23 SB S62 | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 3 H | 2 SB Vadim Askerov Player Page
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All Sin Bin Residents Team
LW - Rence Sykut: 59 PIMs and a tilly
C - Betzee Nickelback: 58 PIMs
RW - Xavier Beausoleil: 53 PIMs
LD - Sergey Ivanov: 73 PIMs
RD - Rocky Orwell: 53 PIMs and a tilly
G - Five-Hole Sieve: Hard to pick a goalie so I took the one with the most shots saved, takes a lot of punishment.
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The PDO riders, the luckiest of the lucky (highest PDO per position):
LW - Celeste Desjardins, QCC (106.5)
C - DETBOT1, DET (106.5), or for all you human supremacists out there, Jeff Hunziker, QCC (105.3)
RW - Cob O’Corn, CAR (104.1)
LD - Leo Roze, QCC (105.1)
RD - Cade De Vries, NBB (103.3)
Goalies don’t have a PDO number, so I’m just going to take Roman Cechmanek II, as a homer pick, cos I can.
Theme: Food Fight
Sad Ketchup C
Cal Juice LW
Cob O Corn RW
I-Stir MyPudding RD
Peanut LD
Launchpad McQuack G - because Duck?
C - Emil Karlsson
LW - Kal Akar Kekkonen
RW - Prince Marius
LD - Zedward Zilliams
RD - Mephistopheles Morgonstjarna
G - Henri Losanov
Seems like a pretty sweet group of fellas with some nice names and sick dangles to go with their great looks and remarkably large shoe sizes
KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kari Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 185 lbs NUMBER: 33 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75 S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94 S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130 S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162 S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183 S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210 S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131 S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115 S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138 S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72 S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19 TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 LAP: DNQ S26 LAP: DNQ S27 LAP: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15 S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38 S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23 S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4 S36 LAP: DNQ S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35 TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115 ------------------------------------------------------------ TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED NAME: Tatu Mäkelä BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland HEIGHT: 5'11" WEIGHT: 180 lbs NUMBER: 65 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50 S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71 S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98 TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 BUF: DNQ S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8 S44 BUF: DNQ S45 BUF: DNQ S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8 S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12 S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11 S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26 S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13 TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176 ------------------------------------------------------------ KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kolja Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 225 lbs NUMBER: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0 S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37 S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24 S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71 S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70 TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S53 DET: DNP S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3 S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0 S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7 S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34 TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 69 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134 S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194 S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148 S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212 S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230 S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326 S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269 S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297 S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257 S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281 S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305 S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164 TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263 SHL PLAYOFF STATS S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24 S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25 S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33 S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41 S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62 S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75 S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13 S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25 S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97 S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25 S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33 S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37 TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | DETROIT FALCONS NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor HEIGHT: 6'6" WEIGHT: 240 lbs NUMBER: 75 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------
notorioustig
I present the S74 All Jesus-Adjacent Team
C - Jesus Murphy
LW - Mary Hollywood
RW - Joseph Reed
D - Dunkler Sowerwine
D - Ho Lee-Smokes
G - Just Perfection
I had to stretch a bit for the last three but we got there
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