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After seeing your last training session or game, a local film director decided to make you or your team the cast for his next film. He decides to leave the production legwork up to you, letting you call the shots around the set. What kind of movie are you going to make? Who will be the main character? The love interest? What will the plot look like?

25 words minimum!

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

Only S76 SMJHL Rookies (S77 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT.

Deadline: Monday, April 22nd @ 11:59pm PST

Thank you hewasajazzman, Slothfacekilla, Sulo, Frenchie, and Raymond for the sigs

Westley Kirkpatrick || LD || Carolina Kraken || TPE: 348
Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | CAR | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 PTS | 75 TA | 15 GA
SMJHL Playoffs:
S71 | CAR | 9 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | 8 TA | 2 GA

The STL Scarecrows movie would be called Office Shenanigans. It's about a group of hockey players who are forced to work a second job in an office because they don't get paid enough playing hockey. In this alternate universe, Alexa (Cake) would be the main character trying to sell paper in a now digital world while trying to juggle with her responsibilities as captain of the team. Jay the co-gm would be a secret pyromaniac who keeps burning down the paper reserve while his boss Jimmy is hidden in his office listening to loud music in his headphones to make sure not to hear Popol trying to give suggestions on how to run the workplace.

Thank you Jay for the graphic!

I will be making a documentary about the Colorado Raptors front office. The sole purpose will be to find ways to make sure to blackmail management into more playing time (joking)!

If I am in charge of the next film, there is no doubt that I will be the main character, energy and everything about that film. I have studied Martial Arts my entire life coming from such a strong pedigree. My grandfather starred in the Movie "Undisputed" where he demonstrated his viral athleticism. I will be the action star of the next Undisputed movie without a doubt. I inherited all the great attributes from him and the world will know my name, Yuri Boyka III. The plot will obviously involve me starting from the trenches and then claiming the undisputed title at the end. Very cliche but it always works.

S77 Yuri Boyka III ||LW|| Nevada Battleborn ||Peak :265 TPE||
Name: Yuri Boyka III
Birthplace: Russia
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 17
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
42 OA pick in s76 SMJHL draft
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
SHL Regular Season:
???th OA pick in s77 SHL draft
S?? |  GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- |  PPP |  PIM |  H

28 words - Pohler Beargeron will be making a nature documentary. The entire Knights team will be going to Churchill, Manitoba, to see where Pohler grew up, and meet his family.

RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother

Well if you leave it up to Swedish Chef it is going to be a cooking show. With himself obviously as the main character. The love interest would be the meatballs... Bork bork bork

Luc Blouin || RD || Philly Forge || PEAK TPE 2011
Age: 27
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Stats:
S56 VAN(Jr) GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0 +/-: +2 PIM: 0 HIT: 3
S57 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 21 P: 27 +/-: -6 PIM: 28 HIT: 37
S58 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 24 P: 30 +/-: +30 PIM: 30 HIT: 16
S59 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 8 A: 25 P: 33 +/-: +19 PIM: 18 HIT: 52
S60 DET/VAN(Jr) GP: 66 G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 +/-: +25 PIM: 14 HIT: 46
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Transactions:
S56: Signed as a Draftee Free Agent by the Vancouver Whalers
S57: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S58: Drafted 1st Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
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Awards:
S56: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S57: WJC Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S59: Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S59: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman SMJHL)
S59: WJC Bronze Medal (Team World)


Robert Phelps || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Retired
Age: Old
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 52
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Career Stats:
S34 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 10 A: 22 P: 32 +/-: -17 PIM: 29 HIT: 63
S35 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 28 P: 39 +/-: 20 PIM: 39 HIT: 76
S36 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 26 P: 37 +/-: -3 PIM: 59 HIT: 85
S37 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 26 P: 44 +/-: -7 PIM: 29 HIT: 36
S38 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 30 P: 44 +/-: 7 PIM: 0 HIT: 17
S39 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: 16 PIM: 40 HIT: 27
S40 HAM GP: 50 G: 10 A: 33 P: 43 +/-: 9 PIM: 10 HIT: 49
S41 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 36 P: 58 +/-: 15 PIM: 19 HIT: 62
S42 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42 +/-: 8 PIM: 34 HIT: 100
S43 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 29 P: 52 +/-: 3 PIM: 50 HIT: 96
S44 HAM GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: -7 PIM: 14 HIT: 73
S45 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 27 P: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 24 HIT: 140
S46 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 32 P: 53 +/-: 16 PIM: 33 HIT: 159
S47 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 P: 44 +/-: 2 PIM: 30 HIT: 114
S48 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: -7 PIM: 34 HIT: 159
S49 HAM GP: 50 G: 19 A: 32 P: 51 +/-: -2 PIM: 53 HIT: 155
S50 HAM GP: 50 G: 20 A: 35 P: 55 +/-: 10 PIM: 14 HIT: 88
S51 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 37 P: 60 +/-: 13 PIM: 50 HIT: 86
S52 HAM GP: 50 G: 17 A: 32 P: 49 +/-: 18 PIM: 27 HIT: 56
S53 HAM GP: 50 G: 25 A: 37 P: 62 +/-: 37 PIM: 26 HIT: 47
S54 HAM GP: 50 G: 33 A: 32 P: 65 +/-: 35 PIM: 12 HIT: 60
S55 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 21 P: 43 +/-: 25 PIM: 31 HIT: 26
S56 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 25 P: 39 +/-: 35 PIM: 4 HIT: 36
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Transactions:
S34: Drafted 1st in the SMJHL Draft by Vancouver Whalers
S34: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for VAN
S35: Drafted 1st in the SHL Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks
S38: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for HAM
S39: Awarded the position of Captain for HAM
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Awards:
S34: Zach Milller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S37: Ryan Jesster Trophy (SHL Rookie of the Year)
S37: Rookie Team All-Star
S38: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S39: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S41: Damien Littleton Award (Most Dedicated SHL)
S42: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S42: IIHF Silver Medal (Team Canada)
S50: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S50: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S51: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: 2nd Team All-Star
S53: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S54: 3rd Team All-Star


Teddy Phelps || Former GM || Hamilton / Vancouver / Canada
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Transactions:
S35: Hired as Adviser for the Vancouver Whalers
S35: Hired as Federation Head of Team Canada
S36: Hired as Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S37: Hired as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S40: Stepped down as Head of Team Canada
S42: Stepped down as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S42: Hired as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Stepped down as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
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Awards:
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S38: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Mathias Chouinard Award (Top SMJHL GM)
S42: Lance Uppercut Award (Top SHL GM)

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Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen has a story he'd like to tell that's based on personal experience. It's a tragedy movie, with the main character whose fatal flaw is greed. The hero is tempted by an extremely valuable possession that he gave away under the belief that it was worthless, and through a series of misunderstandings it ends up in a graveyard. So the hero becomes a graverobber to get it back, but is felled by the army of undead who find it priceless. Ironically, it's revealed after the protagonist's death that the object really was worthless.

#1 Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen - Left Defense
Drafted 12 OA by the Detroit Falcons
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SEASON STATS
S76: IN-PROGRESS
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HONORS & AWARDS

If the Maine Timber had their own movie, it would be a documentary looking at all the positive things that the logging industry does and how responsible logging helps the eco system and helps protect from forest fires

The movie will talk about the history of the creation of the San Diego Tidal. It will be a documentary. Every players and staff members will get a role in the movie since it will describe everything about the Tidal and all the inside games mic-ups.

47 words

 
C | S77 | Sam Volta | SDT | Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'10" Weight: 165 lbs Number: 3 Birthplace: Montreal, Canada ---------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season S76 - SDT | 25 GP | 14 G | 16 A | 30 PTS | -10 +/- | 14 PIM | 64 S | 21.9 S% Total | 25 GP | 14 G | 16 A | 30 PTS | -10 +/- | 14 PIM | 64 S | 21.9 S% ----------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs S76 - NA Total | NA

The movie I will direct and starr in will not be family friendly, it will definitely be rated R 18+, let's just say people will not be watching it for the plot. The name of this wonderfully artistic film will be Battlebum, or Bottomborn. The love interest/main plot will be between Jeyeff Effo and Olafur Atlason. The intense rivals are hiding a forbidden love for each other (ie. romeo and juliet), as they defy all odds and find love in the SHL.

84 words

Edmonton Blizzard Co-GM

Yukon Malamutes Hall of Fame

 

Trading Cards - Trade me your Granny Panpans!

Granny Panpan Count: 258

It will be a theatrical epic of unparalleled proportions as Oliver Cornwall takes his Whalers teammates on a whirlwind tour of his home Great Britain. Audiences will rejoice at the scenic London Eye, cower at horrors of the Tower of London, gape at the beautiful shores of scotland, and immerse themselves in the rolling hills of Wales. Cornwall will meet the love of his life in Dublin, as the girl who plays the fiddle in an Irish band falls in love with the Englishman

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Got handed a script and it was some sort of cross between a Western, a Samurai show, and a space odyssey. They wanted me to play a bad guy, fighting against some rebels on a snow planet. The heroic leads are brother and sister even though they smooch. The head bad guy is some sort of evil sorceror who corrupted the heroes' dad. Seemed kinda dumb.

     S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK    

We are going to make a great movie about everyone who isn't a straight cis man trying to make it in the hockey world, even the non-humans like cows and towels and such.

I'd direct a brilliant film about a suave and sleek mouse. It would be a noire spy thriller where the mouse would constantly outwit and outplay the horrendous villainy that attempts to commit nefarious deeds. I imagine he would be a bit of an outlaw, perhaps pursued by a dastardly police officer who he stumps at every turn.

If the Raptors were in charge, we'd make an action blockbuster film that nobody would ever forget. Explosions, secret agents, probably a couple actual raptors too if I had to guess.