THE SECOND EVER STAV HOUR PODCAST QUESTIONS: ONE HOUR OF STAV.

Hi Stavvy, here are a few questions for you to answer.

Please answer first 10 questions with the same answer to save time.
1. Who is your favourite player on the Armada?
2. Who is your favourite center on the Armada?
3. Who is your favourite rookie on the Armada?
4. Who is your favourite rookie center on the Armada?
5. Who is your favourite Swiss player on the Armada?
6. Who is your favourite Swiss center on the Armada?
7. Who is your favourite Swiss rookie on the Armada?
8. Who is your favourite Swiss rookie center on the Armada?
9. Who is your favourite player whose name starts with D on the Armada?
10. Who is your favourite rookie whose name starts with D on the Armada?

More questions:
11. What are your thoughts on Gabe and Frith? Please give as much detail as possible.
12. What is the hardest question you could be asked that you think of? Please answer this question.
13. Please explain why you like me so much. (Must be all positives)

Questions for you Stav:

1. If you could be anywhere, with any one, at anytime, doing anything, any way, how would you get home?

2. Fuck/marry/kill/adopt/fight: Dylan, apricot, ferda, dubz, budgie

3. Boxers or briefs?

4. What's the biggest challenge you have to face this week?

5. What's the sexiest accent in the world?

6. On an average day, how many budgies could you carry at once? Otters?

7. What are you proud of, but never have an excuse to talk about?

8. Who's your favourite person in the SHL?

9. Where do you see yourself in 90 minutes?

10. What's your favourite smell?

Sigs by @Carpy48 and @tweedledunn

Ian Venables | G | Anchorage Armada
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Name: Ian Venables
Nickname: Budgie
Birthplace: Canada
Jersey: 67
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 222
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Selected 33rd overall by Anchorage Armada
Selected 13th overall by San Francisco Pride
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          S51 Four Star Cup Winner             
      S51 Tom Corcoran Trophy Winner       
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Regular Season Stats:
S49|ANC|44 GP|19 W|0.867 sv%|3.13 GAA
S50|ANC|47 GP|24 W|0.883 sv%|3.16 GAA
S51|ANC|48 GP|25 W|0.903 sv%|2.59 GAA
S52|ANC|33 GP|12 W|0.891 sv%|3.15 GAA
Playoff Stats:
S49|ANC|13 GP|6   W|0.899 sv%|2.93 GAA
S50|ANC|11 GP|7   W|0.900 sv%|2.72 GAA
S51|ANC|20 GP|12 W|0.902 sv%|2.38 GAA
S52|ANC|6   GP|2   W|0.905 sv%|2.53 GAA

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Where was your favourite place you travelled to in Europe?

What was the best meal you had while you were here?

What are your goals for next season? Will you be with the Armada?

What are your predictions for the smjhl and shl playoffs?

Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.


| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64-
SMJHL career:
-Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft
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SMJHL stats
S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38
S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27
S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23
SMJHL playoff stats
S63 | DNQ
S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5
S65 | DNQ
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SHL stats
S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47
S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42
S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34
S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50
S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57
SHL playoff stats
S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2
S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6
S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2
S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13
S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15


| D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63
SMJHL career:
-Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft
-Traded to St Louis in S43
SHL career:
-Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft
-Traded to New England S53 
-Traded to New Orleans S55
-Free Agent to Atlanta S57
-Traded to Buffalo S59
-Voted to the all rookie team S44
-Won Challenge Cup [48]
-Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51]
-1st team allstar [55]
-2nd team allstar [50]
-3rd team allstar [51, 58]
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SMJHL stats
S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39
S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61
SMJHL playoff stats
S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5
S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20
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SHL stats
S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55
S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55
S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59
S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66
S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67
S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63
S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88
S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93
S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78
S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90
S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120
S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128
S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91
S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143
S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134
S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104
S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119
S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99
S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90
S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71
Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817
SHL playoff stats
S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15
S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17
S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11
S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29
S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60
S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13
S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18
S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9
S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16
S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6
S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11
S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10
S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6


| Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56|
Forge Regular Season Records:
S60: 30-33-3
S61: 30-27-9
S62: 32-25-9
S63: 34-22-10
S64: 38-23-5
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Forge Post Season Records:
S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore
S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton
S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo
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Armada Regular Season Records:
S44: 23-21-6 6th place
S45: 30-16-4 2nd place
S46: 26-21-3 4th place
S47: 25-20-5 6th place
S48: 26-22-2 6th place
S49: 21-25-4 10th place
S50: 29-18-3 2nd place
S51: 28-16-6 2nd place
S52: 21-23-6 9th place
S53: 29-18-3 3rd place
S54: 22-23-5 8th place
S55: 35-12-3 3rd place
S56: 29-17-4 3rd place
Total record: 344-252-54 
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Armada Post Season Records:
S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver
S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado 
S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis
S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver 
S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver
S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit 
S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina 
S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners 
S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland 
S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim 
S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna 
S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine 

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I've just got a few questions for you, Stav.

If you had to be bitten by a venemous snake, but we're given the option to choose which snake, which venemous snake would you choose? Feel free to pick any venemous snake, but primarily I'd consider North American species the easiest to get my hands on.

What's your preferred way of eating eggs, and if it's an omelette what are your favorite toppings?

What was the color, make and model of your first car? Why that color? Why that car? Didn't your parents love you?

Describe your least favorite type of math problem.

Does this look infected to you?

Well, Stav, you've done it. The Make A Wish people came through and landed you a date with Emelia Clarke... However, her appearance fee used up most of the money from your Wish, leaving you with just $20 and whatever pocket change you can scrounge up from the seats of your aforementioned vehicle to take the young Kaleesi on a date she'll never forget. Where do you take the Mother of Dragons on a budget? Describe the perfect, thrifty date.

might hafta risk it all?

thanks @Carpy48 and @frithjofr and @rum_ham and @Julio Tokolosh and @Briedaqueduc for the sigs