Evandrus Jesster BSC Scouting Report
SPOILER: He's better than you
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BeanSnoodie
Registered S35 Challenge Cup Champion
<div align="center">Evandrus Jesster Scouting Report
:impact: 19G 24A 43P +2 :impact: 18PIM 34 Hits 6SB 18:42 ATOI</div> Bio Name: Evandrus Jesster Team: Montreal Impact Player Type: He is a GOD DAMN WIZARD! Position: Centre Shoots: Right Height: 6’2 Weight: 208 lbs National Team: United States of America Build CK = Checking: 50 FG = Fighting: 25 DI = Discipline: 62 SK = Skating: 83 ST = Strength: 70 EN = Endurance: 80 DU = Durability: 50 PH = Puck Handling: 81 FO = Face Offs: 72 PA = Passing: 80 SC = Scoring: 90 DF = Defense: 78 PS = Penalty Shot: 50 Grades (2-8) Shooting: 7 Playmaking: 6 Skating: 6 Physicality: 4 Defending: 5 Strengths S1: Everything: Is this a cop out? Maybe. But honestly what is there not to like about Jesster’s game? His skating is top three, endurance is of SHL level, he is a puck wizard with a blistering shot, and his defense is above average for a first year player. If you don’t know that Jesster is the best player in the draft than you shouldn’t be reading this scouting report as you clearly have no interest in our league. Weaknesses W1: Strength: Fine. He could add some muscle and work on keeping the puck a little bit more. Happy? Super-Man isn’t perfect. W2: Fighting: Weeks made a solid point, this boy cant fight. Don't draft him! Opportunities O1: Face-Off: If he got stronger he’d bring up his modest face-off numbers. But it’s not like Jesster needs to win face-offs, when he can literally beat you in any other way. Putting It All Together Jesster is better than you. Deal with it. Projected Round: First Overall NHL Comparison: <s>John Tavares</s> Gandalf the White Quote:Word Count: 210 <div align="CENTER"></div>
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