Link to your player page:

Is Jonathon Quick Elite?:

Are beaches only found on oceans, in your opinion, or do you call that sandy area next to the lake "A beach"?:

Will you update and do point tasks regularly?:

Are you easily offended by hilarious shit?:

Why do you want to be a ReneGod?:

Do you wipe sitting or standing?

Your opinion on Lebron James

28 is old you fucking moron

Link to your player page: message me on fb

Give me a reason why you would be worth trading up to first overall for: yes

Who is the most attractive man/woman you know, and how have you made advances to him/her in the past?: yes

Will you update and do point tasks regularly?: yes

What do you think of The Carl Mountain? Do you strive to be like him?: yes

Are you easily offended by hilarious shit?: yes

Why do you want to be a ReneGod?: yes

You're given a pack of condoms and told by the end of the day, one of these must be used on a human woman. Where is the first place you go and how do you accomplish this? yes

Calogero Crudelli || LW || Winnipeg Jets || Team Latvia || Italian Stallion
Name: Calogero Crudelli
Age: 19
Birthplace: Agrigento, Sicily
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 235 lbs
Number: 8
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
TBD
SHL Playoffs:
TBD
SMJHL Regular Season:
S48 | 50 GP | 15 G | 11 A | 26 P | -6 | 7 PPP | 14 PIM | 43 HIT | 7 SB
S47 | 50 GP | 7 G | 7 A | 14 P | -27 | 3 PPP | 14 PIM | 48 HIT | 8 SB
TOT | 100 GP | 22 G | 18 A | 40 P | -33 | 10 PPP | 28 PIM | 91 HIT | 15 SB
SMJHL Playoffs:
S48 | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +2 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 2 HIT | 0 SB
S47 | 4 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 4 HIT | 0 SB
TOT | 10 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +3 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 6 HIT | 0 SB
SMJHL Prospect Showcase:
S47 | 23 GP | 17 G | 11 A | 28 P | -6 | 7 PPP | 2 PIM | 31 HIT | 14 SB
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International Career:
IIHF Round Robin:
TBD
IIHF Medal Round:
TBD
WJC Round Robin:
S48 | 14 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | +2 | 1 PPP | 0 PIM | 18 HIT | 2 SB
S47 | 27 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | -10 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM | 21 HIT | 5 SB
S46 | 27 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -6 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 8 HIT | 1 SB
TOT | 68 GP | 8 G | 14 A | 22 P | -14 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 47 HIT | 8 SB
WJC Medal Round:
S48 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 0 SB
S47 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 HIT | 1 SB
S46 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 0 SB
TOT | 3 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 HIT | 1 SB
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Career Signing and Draft:
Signed a 2 yrs/$5,000,000 contract with the Winnipeg Jets
Selected 5th OVR (1st Round) by the Winnipeg Jets in the S48 SHL Entry Draft
Signed a 1 yr/$3,000,000 contract with the Colorado Raptors
Selected 11th OVR (2nd Round) by the Colorado Raptors in the S47 SMJHL Entry Draft
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Awards and Achievements:
S47 Colorado Raptors ROTY Award

Link to your player page: Cody Black

Is Jonathon Quick Elite?: Absolutely, how else do you explain this shit?



Are beaches only found on oceans, in your opinion, or do you call that sandy area next to the lake "A beach"?: Who cares? Water is water and beaches are stupid.

Will you update and do point tasks regularly?: Fuck yeah! Why else would I be here?

Are you easily offended by hilarious shit?: If it's hilarious than it can't be offensive. Funny is funny not matter what.

Why do you want to be a ReneGod?: You seem to have a good thing going here and I think I could be a good part of it.

Do you wipe sitting or standing? Wipe?

Your opinion on Lebron James He's good at pumpkin tossing.

 

) At these rookies thinking that just because we're asking their opinion on some player it must mean we want that opinion to be positive.

Keep the answers coming

Originally posted by Bün@Sep 27 2015, 03:50 PM
) At these rookies thinking that just because we're asking their opinion on some player it must mean we want that opinion to be positive.

Keep the answers coming

Having no clue who he is I just went off what images came to my head. )

 

Originally posted by Bün@Sep 27 2015, 05:50 PM
) At these rookies thinking that just because we're asking their opinion on some player it must mean we want that opinion to be positive.

Keep the answers coming

We didn't include the most important question imo.

Player Page || Update Page

Originally posted by Allen@Sep 27 2015, 04:44 PM

We didn't include the most important question imo.

What's that

28 is old you fucking moron

Too lazy

Not worth it

My fiance I just went after him

Yes

No one strives to be like him

Not like you

Chatzy

Why would you give a pack when you only have to use one, poor question

Originally posted by Deener@Sep 29 2015, 05:53 PM

What's that

Sit/stand?
Only ocean/ocean and lake?

2 of the most important Renes questions of all time SMFH

Oh and is Quick elite?

Originally posted by Shevy Shev@Sep 29 2015, 08:50 PM

Sit/stand?
Only ocean/ocean and lake?

2 of the most important Renes questions of all time SMFH

Oh and is Quick elite?

You forgot about LeBron James!

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Originally posted by BigTittySmitty@Sep 29 2015, 09:30 PM


You forgot about LeBron James!

LeBron is easily a better goalie than Quick.

 

This is called public tampering right, jk luv u :wub:

Patrikov Bure || New England Wolfpack || "A" || Retired || 
Name: Patrikov Bure || Patrick Taylor
Age: 38
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 202 lbs
Number: 10 || 14
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Transactions:
Drafted 25th overall by Vancouver in the S23 Draft
Signed 2 Million dollar deal with Vancouver
Drafted 24th Overall by Winnipeg in S24 Draft
S24 Signed entry level 3 year deal with Winnipeg
S24 Changed name to Patrikov Bure/Transferred to Russia
S26 Called up to SHL
S26 Signed 1 Year extension with Winnipeg
S27 Traded to New England
S27 Signed 4 year extension with New England
S31 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S32 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S33 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S34 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S35 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S36 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S37 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S38 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S39 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S40 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S41 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S42 Signed 1 year extension with New England
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SMJHL Season Statistics
S23 || VAN || 9 Goals || 15 Assists || 24 Points || -1 || 16 PIMS || 45 HITS || 
S24 || VAN || 19 Goals || 30 Assists || 49 Points || -3 || 26 PIMS || 55 HITS || 
S25 || VAN || 25 Goals || 28 Assists || 53 Points || +10 || 18 PIMS || 55 HITS || 
Total: 140 GP || 53 Goals || 73 Assists || 136 Points || +6 || 60 PIMS || 155 HITS ||
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S23 || VAN || 18 GP || 3 Goals || 5 Assists || 8 Points || +1 || 8 PIMS || 10 HITS || 
S24 || VAN || 17 GP || 11 Goals || 14 Assists || 25 Points || +1 || 4 PIMS || 18 HITS || 
S25 || VAN || 5 GP || 2 Goals || 2 Assists || 4 Points || -4 || 2 PIMS || 8 HITS || 
Total: 40 GP || 16 Goals || 21 Assists || 37 Points || -2 || 14 PIMS || 36 HITS || 
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SHL Season Statistics 
S26 || WIN || 10 Goals || 11 Assists || 21 Points || +2 || 15 PIMS || 4 HITS || 
S27 || NEW || 10 Goals || 14 Assists || 24 Points || -7 || 0 PIMS || 2 HITS || 
S28 || NEW || 12 Goals || 13 Assists || 25 Points || +0 || 4 PIMS || 4 HITS || 
S29 || NEW || 16 Goals || 23 Assists || 39 Points || +22 || 2 PIMS || 1 HITS || 
S30 || NEW || 26 Goals || 34 Assists  || 60 Points || +19 || 16 PIMS || 46 HITS || 
S31 || NEW || 19 Goals || 32 Assists  || 51 Points || +9 || 35 PIMS || 136 HITS ||
S32 || NEW || 20 Goals || 24 Assists  || 44 Points || +11 || 34 PIMS || 96 HITS || 
S33 || NEW || 21 Goals || 22 Assists  || 43 Points || +13 || 24 PIMS || 106 HITS || 
S34 || NEW || 17 Goals || 33 Assists  || 50 Points || +15 || 50 PIMS || 162 HITS || 
S35 || NEW || 18 Goals || 24 Assists  || 42 Points || +11 || 60 PIMS || 194 HITS || 
S36 || NEW || 13 Goals || 14 Assists  || 27 Points || +4 || 55 PIMS || 206 HITS || 
S37 || NEW || 21 Goals || 20 Assists  || 41 Points || +7 || 54 PIMS || 189 HITS || 
S38 || NEW || 14 Goals || 29 Assists  || 43 Points || +2 || 35 PIMS || 163 HITS || 
S39 || NEW || 11 Goals || 11 Assists  || 22 Points || -17 || 4 PIMS || 41 HITS || 
S40 || NEW || 15 Goals || 25 Assists  || 40 Points || +13 || 12 PIMS || 29 HITS || 
S41 || NEW || 14 Goals || 13 Assists  || 27 Points || -9 || 0 PIMS || 38 HITS || 
pbl]S42 || NEW || 16 Goals || 10 Assists  || 26 Points || -16 || 4 PIMS || 68 HITS || [/pbl]
Total: 850 GP || 17 Seasons || 273 Goals || 352 Assists || 625 Points || +82 || 404PIMS || 1485 HITS || 
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S26 || WIN || 12 GP || 2 Goals || 4 Assists || 6 Points || -2 || 7 PIMS || 1 HITS || 
S27: Did not Qualify
S28 || NEW || 7 GP || 0 Goals || 1 Assists || 1 Point || -1 || 0 PIMS || 0 HITS || 
S29: Did not Qualify
S30 || NEW || 14 GP || 6 Goals || 6 Assists || 12 Points || +2 || 0 PIMS || 23 HITS || 
S31 || NEW || 19 GP || 11 Goals || 13 Assists || 24 Points || +9 || 17 PIMS || 39 HITS || 
S32 || NEW || 11 GP || 3 Goals || 2 Assists || 5 Points || +3 || 8 PIMS || 29 HITS || 
S33 || NEW || 18 GP || 7 Goals || 10 Assists || 17 Points || -1 || 20 PIMS || 55 HITS || 
S34 || NEW || 11 GP || 4 Goals || 7 Assists || 11 Points || +5 || 24 PIMS || 42 HITS || 
S35 || NEW || 10 GP || 2 Goals || 4 Assists || 6 Points || -7 || 12 PIMS || 33 HITS || 
S36 || NEW || 18 GP || 11 Goals || 11 Assists || 22 Points || +9 || 22 PIMS || 63 HITS || 
S37: Did not Qualify
S38 || NEW || 7 GP || 3 Goals || 1 Assists || 4 Points || +4 || 8 PIMS || 32 HITS || 
S39 || NEW || 12 GP || 2 Goals || 2 Assists || 4 Points || +4 || 0 PIMS || 8 HITS || 
S40 || NEW || 5 GP || 1 Goals || 5 Assists || 6 Points || +2 || 2 PIMS || 1 HITS || 
S41: Did not Qualify
S42 || NEW || 18 GP || 4 Goals || 6 Assists || 10 Points || +2 || 5 PIMS || 8 HITS || 
Total: 14 Playoffs || 165 GP || 56 Goals || 72 Assists || 129 Points || +31 || 129 PIMS || 334 HITS
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Awards/Accomplishments
S23 4 Star Cup Run
S24 4 Star Cup Champions
S24 Playoff Most Points
S24 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy
S26 First Fight
S30 Highest P/20 of Career and League
S30 Challenge Cup Champion
S31#12 On Top 100 Players
S31 New England Wolfpack Alternate Captain
S31 Challenge Cup Champion
S31 Anton Ratzov Trophy
S32 #13 On Top 100 Players
S33 Challenge Cup Champion
S33 #14 on Top 100 Players
S33 New England Wolfpack Alternate Captain
S33 Team Russia Captain
S33 Anton Ratzov Nominee 
S34 #16 on Top 100 Players
S35 #17 on Top 100 Players
S35 Inducted into Vancouver Whalers Hall of Fame
S36 #35 on Top 100 Players
S36 Challenge Cup Run
S38 #67 on Top 100 Players
S39 #45 on Top 100 Players
S41 #83 on Top 100 Players
S42 Challenge Cup Run

Shaquille Derisraka || Vancouver Whalers || 550 TPE ||
Name: Shaquille Derisraka
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 208 lbs
Number: 34
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Transactions:
Drafted 16th overall by Vancouver in the S43 Draft
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SMJHL Season Statistics
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
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SHL Season Statistics 
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SHL Playoff Statistics
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Awards/Accomplishments
S43 Draft 16th overall by Vancouver Whalers

All-time New England Wolfpack scorer

QUESTIONS UPDATED.

28 is old you fucking moron

Originally posted by Deener@Sep 30 2015, 06:14 PM
QUESTIONS UPDATED.

ANSWERS UPDATED!

 

Link to your player page: Cant bah

Is Jonathon Quick Elite?: No bah

Are beaches only found on oceans, in your opinion, or do you call that sandy area next to the lake "A beach"?: idk bah

Will you update and do point tasks regularly?: No bah

Are you easily offended by hilarious shit?: Yes bah

Why do you want to be a ReneGod?: Dunno bah

Do you wipe sitting or standing? I dont wipe

Your opinion on Lebron James No bah