St. Louis Scarecrows / "Crane" / Scarecrow



Rival Team: Detroit Falcons / "Flappy" / Poorly-designed Bird Outfit

#GOJETSGO

S32 SHL Draft No. 1 Overall


Max Weber || D#39 || Portland Admirals/Winnipeg Jets ||

Halifax Raiders
Name: Halifax Hal
Type: A Blackbeard-esque pirate.

Montreal Militia
Name: The Rear Brigadier
Type: An out of shape, overweight and toothless soldier.

Alexis Vermette | RW | New England Wolfpack | 929 TPE |
Name: Alexis Vermette
Position: Right Wing
Team: New England Wolfpack
Player Type: Speedy Forward
Birthplace: Montréal, Canada
TPE: 722

Detroit Falcons
Name: "Clutch" the Falcon
Type: Witty clown under a falcon suit

St. Louis Scarecrows
Name: Haywire
Type: Awkward guy with a pet crow that isn't house trained

Doubt is a dream killer

Team: Prince George Firebirds
Name: TAFKAFG - The artist formally known as Firebird George
Type: A rotisserie chicken on the rotisserie that is LITERALLY on fire and is slowly being rotated and grilled throughout the entire game

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Rival team: Halifax Raiders
Name: Ed
Type: An unemployed 54-year old man from the states, with a beer belly and an Oakland Raiders jersey on, who mistakenly walked into the wrong building (and country) one day.