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PT 5 - Superlatives
#46

Most likely to appear on Big Brother, and be eliminated early due to being a super fancy: Charlie Shieck

Most likely to misunderstand the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Sandwich: Marc Palicka

Most likely to make a short jokes about Pris: Philipp Winter & Crush Cile

Most likely to call ztevans old: Jax Aittokallio

Most likely to eat steak raw with his hands like an animal: Ryan Mason

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#47

Johannes Leitner - Most Likely to grow moss while on the bench

Greg Santos - Most likely to be killed by his backup goalie

Marcel Puhringer - Most likely to never return to Vancouver

Vancouver GMs - Most likely to Kill their backup Goalie for complaining about bench time.

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#48

Most Likely To Get Dunked On: Daniel Danill

Most Likely To Dunk On Some Fools: Pavel Pivonka

Most Likely To Get Into A Locker Room Fight: Rahotep Tutankhamen

Most Likely To Call Home Almost Every Day To Check On How The Family Is Doing: Mason Hudson
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#49

Least Likely To Score In The Playoffs - Marco Raanteli
Most Likely To Rock a Jaw - Pavel Pivonka
Most Likely To Lose a Third Round Draft Pick - Keygan
Most Likely To Finagle A Way Into The Playoffs - Montreal Militia

(ik it says players but i was having fun with the last two, i can come up with two new ones if need be!)

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#50

Most Likely To Become A SHL Captain At A Young Age: LeShaun King

Most Likely To Yell At Someone For Not Practicing: Jax Aittokallio

Most Likely To Get Caught Smoking: Ignatius Blunt

Most Likely To Hate The Summer: Philipp Winter
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#51

most likely to throw a hissy fit if not selected #1 overall - Lashaun King
Most likely to leave his hockey career to pursue going pro in esports - Vince Rieper
Most likely to become the G.O.A.T. after being pronounced dead - Nathan Cosco
Most likely to to do anything (and i mean anything) to win - Mr. Faceoffs

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#52

Most likely to have a threesome with his twin brother: Oliver Kovacs
Most likely to have a threesome with his twin brother: Kristoff Kovacs
Most likely to become SHL comissionner and god: Leshaun King
Most likely to crucify the shit out of his whole team for not scoring goals: Geezus Kryyst
Most likely to steal your french girlfriend: Pierre Laroche Durocher

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#53
(This post was last modified: 08-10-2018, 10:12 PM by grok.)

Most likely to win a faceoff: Mr. Faceoffs

Most likely to talk about his faceoff percentage: Marc Palicka

Most likely to write 1000 words about being the first overall pick in the S43 SHL Draft: Leshaun King

Most likely to write 5000 words about someone else being the first overall pick in the S43 SHL Draft: Leshaun King

Most likely to own a beer stein: Wolfhard Richter

Most likely to own a personalized beer stein: Flacko Lagerfield

Least likely to deliver an illegal check to the head: Hippo Passamus

Least likely to fuck around in the front of my goddamn crease: Leshaun King (or i will slash you again)


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#54

08-07-2018, 09:17 AMlespoils Wrote: Most likely to blow the coach for more icetime: Mr. Faceoff

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#55

Most Likely to be future commissioner of the SHL: Leshaun King

Most likely to hurt themselves on a faceoff: Mr. Faceoffs

Most likely to rise from the dead: Nathan Cosco

Most likely to have a +/- lower than their golf score: Richard Metcalf Jr

Most likely to be an SHL MVP: Vince Rieper

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#56

Most likely to eat your brain: Nathan Cosco

Most likely to take a puck to the face: Troy McClure III

Most likely to go streaking: Buck Maverick

Least likely to get in a game: Johannes Leitner

Least likely to succeed: Maximilian Egger

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#57

Most likely to buy you a drink - Jack Daniels
Mostly likely to to be seen with a bra – Bust
Mostly likely to be seen in Pizza Hut - Tony Pepperoni
Mostly likely to live life on the edge - Harvey Danger

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#58

Most Likely to Be the Best Goalie of this Generation - Cedric Robinson

Most Likely to Be asspancakes - LeShaun King

Most Likely to Go to Jail - Rafe Ulrich

Most Likely to Teach Vrana How to Goalie Good - Charlie Schieck

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#59

Most likely not to score a goal: Badum Tuch

Most likely to be drafted last overall: Badum Tuch

Most likely to not make the SHL: Badum Tuch

Least likely to win any awards: Badum Tuch
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