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CanadianDuck · 08-13-2018, 07:03 PM

In the locker room, stories can become legendary tales passed down to younger generation players. Tales about family, past hockey seasons, school yard tales, ect. The following tales have all been sworn to be true. To keep the players identities secret, we will write these as if they were all done by one man named Coach Dick. Dick has had many crazy stories, but today I will share 4 tales about this man.

1. One day while tearing down a barn, Dick was pulling off the roofing. A friend who arrived late came around the corner and shouted up "Be careful Dick, don't want to see you fall through the barn!", "GO FUCK YOUR SELF FRED!" Dick yelled back. A few seconds later, a few loud noises were heard, and the entire barn collapsed to the ground with Dick still on the roof. (He managed to be completely fine.)

2. While working to demolish a separate barn at the same location, Dick found a dying rat near one of the old pig pen areas. One of his younger players, who found the rat and had hoped to save it, was heartbroken while witnessing Dick put the rat out of his misery. The saddened child began to yell at him, and a few minutes after this, Coach Dick slipped and fell in the pig shit, causing those who witnessed it to burst out in laughter.

3. One day after finding hunter traps in the field around their home, Dick and his team went around picking up the cages. While almost every cage was empty, one just happened to be inhabited by a skunk.While the entire team locked themselves in the truck, Dick was nominated to get the poor creature out. Everything he tried failed, leaving only one option, to pick up the cage, hold it upside down, and shake the skunk out. Needless to say, he got sprayed, and it was hilarious to witness.

4. One afternoon Dick decided to take one of his former players kids out for a walk around the field and looking for a deer to shoot. Dick getting angry that the kid continued to talk loudly, finally told him to shut the fuck up. After an unsuccessful hunt, they decided to head back. When asked if they saw anything while he was out looking, the kid admitted to seeing about 4 different deer while out walking. When Dick asked why he didn't tell him, he simply replied "Because you told me to shut the fuck up."

If there is interest I can go more in depth and can share some more crazy stories about this man.

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Nictox · 08-13-2018, 07:44 PM

Good read! Keep it up.

RIP Dangel #AD26 | RIP TDZ

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