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(This post was last modified: 09-20-2018, 10:42 AM by Eggy216.)

THIS PT IS FOR SHL PLAYERS AND SEND DOWNS ONLY.

Scenario: Your agent arranged you to work with a local company for a commercial to peddle their product. It's not a fun gig, but it will pay well.

Written Task: Write the script for your commercial. It can be for a car dealership, snack, whatever. Task must include the description and/or name of at least one product. Must be at least 150 words.

Graphic Task: Design an infomercial style ad with your player and the product he's slinging. Task must include a name and image of at least one product, as well as either a link to a promotional site or phone number. Example

Welfare: If you are claiming welfare, post the link below on one of our Affiliate Plus sites (NSFL or PBE) and we will verify your submission meets the affiliates requirements. The PT must be completed during our PT #3 week, meaning the posting of this task to the due date below.

You will be awarded 3 capped TPE for meeting all the requirements.

This PT will close Tuesday, September 25th, at 7 pm EST.


*Look familiar? This PT is recycled from S37. Please don't copy your response from that season if you want to receive the TPE Vent

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Nothing says Buffalo like winter jackets, hot sauce fingers, remembering we are in New York, and Casinooosss! Come to the Niagara Casino, and have the night of your life, make some cash, and eat great food and meet some of your favourite Buffalo Stampede players on October 12th as they prepare for the playoff push. We now have heaters so you can escape the the cold frigid weather and you can finally pull the slot without your frozen hand stuck to the metal lever.

I'm Viktor Marius of the Buffalo Stampede. Help us raise money for a good cause, the Buffalo Stampede are proud to host a charity poker tournament with the winner taking half the final pot while the other half of the winnings will go to support the Buffalo Childrens Hospice. We would love to hang out with all our fans, have fun, and also support a great cause!
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Hi, my name is Hippo Passamus and I welcome you to the newest and finest establishment in Detroit "Bowling then Spooning".

What an odd name you may think, but it's just what it sounds like, you get to bowl and then spoon.
You may have visited the strip club "Bowling with Hoes" and met the fine ladies there and got tiered and need a room, look no further as the rest of this building serves as a hotel.
There's a bowling lane in every single room, and you get to pick your favorite stripper to bowl with and later on spoon with.

Marc Palicka: "All my team mates go there after a home game, I've even seen co-gm JSS leave with the team to go there"

Poopity Scoop: "If you ever need a place to take ya homies and flex, this is it"

David Fantobens: "One time we got the master suite and half of the team stayed there, I even think GM JSS got ligma that night"

So what are you waiting for, come cuddle and play some bowling!



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Hi, this like Luke Thomason of the Vancouver Whalers, and known Prospect of the San Fransisco Pride. You know, when I was a wee lad back in Czechoslovakia, the only thing that kept me going was some soft delicious Soup my mother made me. And boy when I came over to America the one thing I missed the most was my mothers soup. Yummy, am I right? Until I found this amazing soup company called Czech out the Soup! tm.

Oh boy, when I first put it in my mouth I felt amazing, it was warm, and tasty at the same time, reminded me of my moms back home. Let me tell you, they have all different meats you want thrown in there. I felt like I could have it in my mouth the whole day, and after long and struggling days, especially after games, I come hope and fill my mouth up with all the meats I desire.

This is Luke Thomason,and I approve this message.

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(This post was last modified: 09-20-2018, 11:46 AM by Sean.)

*Teleprompter starts*

Tony: Hey there Raptors fans, your pal here Tony Pepperoni. Why don't you come on down to Vince's Pizza on the corner of 4th and 27th this saturday! We're gonna be having a wild time with lots of meat free toppings and guess what? The cheese isn't even real cheese! We're now Vince's Vegan Pizza! it's gonna be wild! Hey while we're at it the pizza crust is gluten free, we're going to make a vegetable base and put the topping on it! Vince's Vegetable only Pizza! Actually why don't we just make it a salad? That sounds way better! Vince's Vegetable Salads! Where your salads only contain vegetables! The petting zoo is even only gonna have vegetables! Did I not mention the petting zoo? well bring the kids and get some salad! Come on down to Suzy's Salad's where the only pepperoni you'll find is me!

*Teleprompter ends*

DAMN IT GERRY, I told you I wasn't doing any commercials for Suzy's Salads, I don't care if they're also your client, I don't believe in salads!

Gerry: I don't get it, what do you mean you don't believe in salads?

Tony: Salad is just a social construct that doesn't truly exist, I need a new agent.

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Hi, I'm Leshaun King of the San Francisco Pride. If you can't come down to watch your pride play live, why not watch some real lions play? At African Lion Safari, Canada's original lion safari, you can get closer than you ever imagined. Lions, giraffes, hippos and more, and you don't need to leave Ontario to see them.

Are you ready to wake up the wild? It's an all exclusive experience. Go behind the scenes for unrivalled access t wutbess a pride of lions at their most active time of day - as well as the opportunity to hand feed Canada's largest herd of giraffee! For the young guys we have Misusum Wet Bay area. Let your little monkeys go wild in our enclosed splash pad! Also make sure to check out our gift shop before you leave so you can bring back a piece of the Safari for your loves one!

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Tor Tuck has a sponsorship with one of the largest beef producers in Canada, Alberta Beef. Queue the commercial where Tor Tuck is standing in a beautiful field with perfect sunshine and green grass as far as the eye can see. There are several cattle that dot the landscape and Tor Tuck is sporting a flannel shirt, a cowboy hat, a pair of tight fitting jeans, and some cowboy boots. The cows look like they are in some sort of cow paradise and Tor Tuck is surrounded by the fruits of a rancher’s labors. There are piles of goods surrounding Tor Tuck which include beef jerky, a variety of fine cuts of beef, milk in various varieties, a diverse selection of cheeses, some butter, and even some various leather goods ranging from clothing to furniture. Tor Tuck makes a pitch about how ranchers fuel the economy of Alberta and his voice trails off to stereotypical “peaceful” music often played in films when a meadow is visited….the screen fades to black.

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Hi, I’m Joseph Lombardi. You may know me from my day job as a hockey player. But did you know that at night, I take on a completely different persona? I own three sports memorabilia stores in Seattle, San Francisco, and St. Louis, so handling taxes is a huge problem for me. There were times when I almost missed the payments for my stores, and that would’ve been bad for me! One day I found a light at the end of the tunnel. That light was Seattle’s own TaxMan, Randy “God of Taxes” Rubenstein, to help me handle my taxes. Randy helped me pay the taxes on my stores, and now I’m less stressed about them, knowing that Randy is on my side. Randy knows the tax for every state in the Union, and he can help you with your taxes, no matter where you live! Call 1-800-TAXMAN today to get your taxes back on track.
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