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Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale
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(This post was last modified: 09-28-2018, 03:46 PM by jRuutu.)

All joking aside, I think it´s time that we focus on something that is important to me and at the same time is one of the biggest issues on SHL, did you know that.....
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.. Formx was wrongfully removed from the head office, and will be taking over my job as the head commish effective immediately..

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(This post was last modified: 09-28-2018, 04:43 PM by Clint Eastwood.)

and then after that, formx went back to his farm and took a big nasty shit right on the cow's forehead. This would lead to building up confidence for him to enforce a worldwide ban on the Buffalo Stampede as we know it. He then starts dancing . . .
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after he smeared shit on his forehead as is the custom of his people. This led to the Stampede following suit, as they refused to be phased by this obvious scare tactic. Then...

                     
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A truly shocking scene it was. from stars to rooks, from coaches to cleaners.. every person associated with the SHL was here.. together in this auditorium awaiting this major announcement which has hovered over the league in secrecy for quite a while!  But it better happen soon as the crowd grows restless. Members of Winnipeg have ......

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09-28-2018, 05:03 PMYurt6 Wrote: after he smeared shit on his forehead as is the custom of his people.  This led to the Stampede following suit, as they refused to be phased by this obvious scare tactic.  Then...

Formx booted up discord and typed pornhub in every channel and got disappointed not porn was shown. Screaming at the top his lungs "this is all your fault..."



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09-28-2018, 06:51 PMMayuu Wrote: Formx booted up discord and typed pornhub in every channel and got disappointed not porn was shown. Screaming at the top his lungs "this is all your fault..."

"...Satan!" For everyone knows that porn is forbidden in Hell ( this is actually the only real difference between it and heaven). Formx was so enraged by his lack of porn that he took all his pent up anger, and sexual tension, grabbed a michette in one hand, a shot gun in the other, put on his night vision goggles, and a thick bullet proof vest, and got ready to unleash an attach on ....

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(This post was last modified: 09-28-2018, 07:23 PM by Paq.)

A truly shocking scene it was. from stars to rooks, from coaches to cleaners.. every person associated with the SHL was here.. together in this auditorium awaiting this major announcement which has hovered over the league in secrecy for quite a while!  But it better happen soon as the crowd grows restless. Members of Winnipeg have ...... been turned into newts by a witch. The suspect in this case has been described as looking like a witch with a wart on her face, and weighing the same as a piece of wood. Thankfully the members of Winnipeg got better.

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(This post was last modified: 09-28-2018, 08:15 PM by DeletedAtUserRequest.)

09-28-2018, 07:04 PMKing Wrote:
09-28-2018, 06:51 PMMayuu Wrote: Formx booted up discord and typed pornhub in every channel and got disappointed not porn was shown. Screaming at the top his lungs "this is all your fault..."

"...Satan!" For everyone knows that porn is forbidden in Hell ( this is actually the only real difference between it and heaven). Formx was so enraged by his lack of porn that he took all his pent up anger, and sexual tension, grabbed a michette in one hand, a shot gun in the other, put on his night vision goggles, and a thick bullet proof vest, and got ready to unleash an attach on ....

Wally, HO and everyone who ordered the shrimp and vegetables dinner.... formx was horny and angry and grabbed the wet crutchfield pic out of TDZs hands then turned to where the Texas Renages we’re seated and demanded that...

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.. everyone take note of the fact the shot gun he brought was unloaded and nobody was harmed in this live action role play scenario..

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That did not stop a knee-jerk reaction for someone to play a certain memetic tune on a nearby flute to summon...

JOHN CENA!!

WHO FLIES IN OFF THE TOP ROPE TO...

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09-28-2018, 08:24 PMGoonerBear Wrote: That did not stop a knee-jerk reaction for someone to play a certain memetic tune on a nearby flute to summon...

JOHN CENA!!

WHO FLIES IN OFF THE TOP ROPE TO...

Right on top off Mankind, after the Undertaker threw him off Hell In A Cell, and he plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table, he lay there, with god as my witness, broken in half....

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...calling for medical help. Unfortunately because of the laws of the state, they did not have any medical help on hand. So they trusted the work of dependable mascot Gritty to get them through this.

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... Gritty walks in with a big bag of popcorn on him, as he starts to feed him, kernal by kernal, healing him with his popcorn, then Gritty Whispers in his ear...

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#60

"I'm gonna give you a lick with my razer tounge, can't you see I'm hottee then the sun?" the he opens his mouth like a scene in the alien..



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