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DollarAndADream · 10-21-2018, 05:35 AM

1. Mikael Choybuk is actually a clone of Michael Boychuk. He never had any real parents, as he was born in a lab during the prime of Boychuk's career.

2. Mikael's SMJHL career started off slow on purpose. It's no secret in the locker room that he wanted to play like dogshit until S44 where he would surprise everybody.

3. Choybuk used to date Kendall Jenner. He focused too much on hockey and did not care about her after awhile, which ultimately led to their separation.

4. Choybuk has ties to the VHL. He very closely was going to flee for the VHLM before, but decided he would stay put for his SHL career.

5. Mikael Choybuk has seen every episode of The Office at least 10 times and can almost recite each episode.

Edit: Woops, I'm not eligible for this PT anymore. Oh, well.

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***BadWolf*** · 10-21-2018, 02:43 PM

1. Mika Mayfield really loves cheese... like a lot. Eats a mozzarella string before each game.
2. She is addicted to musicals. A+ for her singing in the shower skills
3. Mika hates anything scary, shes a big wimp with scary movies and will scream at every jump scare.
4. Originally from Italy she has a huge obsession with Italian movies. Her favorite being La Vita e bella
5. She owns mostly apple products

Ferdy · 10-22-2018, 11:34 PM

Five facts about Griffith Cadwalader
1. Griffith's preferred activity isn't actually hockey, but rather motorsport. The fact he's attempting to make a living in his second favourite sport says a lot about how poor he is in #1.
2. He has a hard time living in any city for more than four years without growing tired of the place, yet he enjoys making deep bonds with teammates and staff, which makes him dislike being traded.
3. Cadwalader has been seen as "smug" by many fans due to how often he refuses to take pictures, but that has more to do with his distaste for photography itself rather than a lack of disposition for fan interaction, and he tries to make up by being very generous with autographs.
4. Griff is obsessed with cute bird videos you can watch on the internet and spends an uncanny amount of time doing just that.
5. Although it isn't largely used, not even in his native country, Cadwalader is a big fan of the Welsh language and makes sure not to forget it due to English being the more popular language, in Wales itself and around the world.

*Scrufdaddy* · 10-23-2018, 03:25 AM

1. Slip's biggest influence off the ice is Joey Ryan, for both fighting style and fashion sense.

2. Slip never learned how to eat shellfish and at this point is too afraid to ask.

3. Slip does not drink enough water, getting by as an athlete purely by accident.

4. Slip has a Denny's rewards card.

5. Although Slip has never played hockey before, he once placed 2nd at a local bowling tournament.

***hhh81*** · 10-23-2018, 09:09 AM

Five Facts about Cassius Darrow
1. Cassius Darrow's father was a soldier who was murdered during a routine border inspection by a Frenchman high on a mixture of vermouth, cocaine, and heroin who tried to bring explosives across the Switzerland-Germany border. He doesn't like to talk about it.

2. Cassius Darrow once made a 19 year old girl cry by embarrassing her boyfriend (an opposing player) on the ice during a game. When a reporter told him about this, he smirked and said "then he should have played harder."

3. Cassius Darrow has never had McDonalds. Never.

4. Surprising few fans of DEG, Darrow once punched his goalie in the face during practice for running through a shootout drill lazily. This punch to the face popped the goalie's neck, shaking him up enough that he asked not to start their next game. The backup played well, but the team still lost 3-2.

5. Growing up with meager family resources, Darrow still uses a flip phone. His mother and sister beg him to buy a smartphone first thing after he gets drafted, because there are memes he must see. Darrow is unconvinced.

Snuffalupagus · 10-23-2018, 05:01 PM

You want five facts? FINE, I WILL DO IT.

Here are some facts to know about Andy Kerr.

1) Holds the world record for whack-a-mole.

2) Cannot swim backwards and read forwards.

3) Wrote the Taylor Swift single, "22".

4) His taxes for the years 2016-2018 were under his pseudonym - "Mr. Pibb"

5) Distant relation of Howie Mandel.

Tiny Biceps · 10-23-2018, 06:08 PM

Jimmy Cahill

1. Long lost son of SHL Great Johnny Cahill
2. He like his father started out playing Football (soccer)
3. Favorite SHL team is Texas because he grew up knowing their current GM
4. Favorite color is blue
5. He believes PUBG is better than Fortnite

***Esso2264*** · 10-23-2018, 06:45 PM

1. Jakub used to play curling before he switched to hockey at 10 years old

2. Jakub can speak fluently german because he lived in Germany for 8 years

3. Jakub finished 10th in the Berlin Marathon

4. People usually calls him Novak

5. Jakub used to make some electro music with his brother Vladislav

BigTittySmitty · 10-23-2018, 08:00 PM

Kenji Yoshimura

1. Kenji's favourite video game character..... Mario. He's a boss... if you thought Yoshi then you thought wrong because he was tortured with that nickname as a kid
2. Even though he was born in Japan he left the country as a kid and journeyed through many countries so he doesn't really have a tie to a particular one.
3. Not a fan of Japanese food as never stuck around the country so got used to North American food
4. Loved watching hockey when he spent some time watching Nick Suzuki and wanted to learn
5. Wants to find a hot blonde once he gets to his next professional team....

Vegeta · 10-23-2018, 08:17 PM

Vegeta Muerto

1) Vegeta Muerto is the younger brother of Goku Muerto, St. Louis Scarecrows star Center.

2) Vegeta is an activist for the LGBT community

3) Vegeta is still a little non-commital on an SHL career, but is open to trying his hand in the junior leagues.

4) Vegeta right now would like to play for the Anchorage Armada to play with good friend Xena, and Amin (if he is still active?)

5) Vegeta is a two-way defencemen but prefers playing with out the puck in his own zone.

raymond3000 · 10-23-2018, 10:41 PM

1. Andreas's favorite player growing up was Chester Cunningham
2. Grew up playing defense before switching to forward just one season ago
3. Despite being Norweigan, is a terrible skier
4. Chose to go to the SMJHL over the CHL because it pays more
5. Still plays Pokemon Go

LB. · 10-24-2018, 04:16 PM

1. he's got that cash money

2. he's rich

3. he was born because of a meme

4. he's the richest dude in Latvia

5. yes, he likes potat

ThatDamnWalrus · 10-24-2018, 05:09 PM

1. Best fist fighter in sask

2. Loves fuddruckers

3. Has HOF Family Heritage

4. Owns a pet Walrus

5. Wears a different gold chain everyday

junoit · 10-24-2018, 05:36 PM

Desmond Carey:

1. Born in Tallaght, County Dublin. Moved to Canada at the age of 12.

2. Was considered a hurling prodigy in his youth and only began focusing on hockey when he moved to Canada.

3. County Youth Geography Champion at age 11.

4. His idea of letting off steam is spending the evening washing and ironing his 4 identical white shirts.

5. Once had fun. Wasn't a fan.

Noble · 10-25-2018, 11:08 AM

1. Nicholas Klaus was born in Norway in the farthest northern reaches of the country.
2. His favorite hobbies include spreading cheer across the world which he does usually once a year.
3. Klaus is an expert woodworker and has a degree in business.
4. He currently runs a not for profit organization known as Christ's Mass of Good Vibes.
5. He recently married long time girlfriend Missie Klaus.

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