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Weekend Funtime: Failed Promotions
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S20 - With there fans not supporting the team, Minnesota Chiefs management ran a series of desperate campaigns to attract new fans to the games. 'Pilgrams were assholes' night didnt get over with the indian FAN base and someone in there PR department really Fu*ked up on 'Blinds eat for free' night.

S32 - In an effort to cut costs the Portland Admirals ran a series of ill-advised promotions.. like 'bring your own condiments' day and the green friendly 'Save our water, Dont flush the urinals night' neither promotion went all that well with the fans.



The above were some of the many failed promotions the SHL has endured during its 44 seasons of operation. In an effort to fix this league wide issue Eggy has asked your help to scour through previous league promotions and identify which ones were ill advised!

Task: Post a failed promotion for any SHL or SMJHL team. promotion must include the team name, the season, the promotions title and what the promotion entails.

Every participant who completes the task will receive ONE CAPPED TPE, while 5 members will be chosen as discussion leaders and will receive an additional ONE UNCAPPED TPE..

**To become a disccusion leader the promotion must be done as a graphic

Deadline: Sunday, 10 PM EDT
Note: Any entries with malicious intent will not be graded.

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S31 - In the middle of a dreadful season, the Winnipeg Jets needed to attract fans to their games. They decided that they needed a promotion night to get fans in the seats. They went with an ill advised date night promotion. Women drank for free and at each intermission, arena workers moved fans in their seats to pair up single people. All that ended up happening was the guys were blitzed, the women were getting creeped out, and fans lost track of their seats in the arena which caused chaos in the stands, even when play resumed. Needless to say, date night failed as a promotion.

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Chiefs S33 MINNESOTA CHIEFS PRESENT: Chiefs
SAMEE IQBAL APPRECIATION DAY!
ALL PATRONS COMING OUT TO THE XCEL ENERGY CENTER ON 6/18 WILL RECIEVE THIS FUTURE COLLECTABLE.

Let’s just say that the people involved didn’t turn out to appreciate each other.

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S43 The Scarecrows were heading into game 4 of the finals against the Whalers. As a moral boost attempt management decided to host team puck night to try anything to crawl back from losing the first 3 games. As you can guess, the cup ceremony was like a shooting gallery.

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(This post was last modified: 11-10-2018, 01:19 PM by DeletedAtUserRequest.)

Steelhawks JOIN THE S31 HAMILTON STEELHAWKS ON: Steelhawks
DILL PICKLES NIGHT!
COME TO THE GAME AND CHEER ON YOUR FAVORITE TEAM WITH SOME DIL'ICIOUS PICKLES!

They were right, the pickles were in fact Delicious!  It’s to bad that only 1,780 people were at the arena to eat them.

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The Raptors, in there inaugural season, would like to announce our Mammoth give away!!



Come get all the products we didn't sell before the rebrand!!

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(This post was last modified: 11-09-2018, 12:49 PM by karey.)

Blizzard Free Connor Blackwell Jersey for our most loyal fans Blizzard
To celebrate our new first overall selection in S38, knowing the loyalty of @ligma , the Edmonton Blizzard are honoured to offer our most loyal fans a free Blackwell jersey. We know this will be worth something someday, so show us just how loyal you are @edmontonblizzard on Instagram

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S40 Halifax Raiders. 5 cent hot dog night. It's self explanatory but you get 5 cent hot dogs
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S43 Whalers - Free brooms for fans attending the four star cup final game 4 in st. louis.

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(This post was last modified: 11-08-2018, 10:48 PM by Ragnar.)

S44 - Los Angeles Panthers: We drafted Willie Fisterbottom!
Thinking drafting Willie Fisterbottom was a good idea, the Panthers tried to use it to get some butts in the seats. Unfortunately for them, he’s a giant bust and he sucks. No one will pay to see a player put up 2 points in 7 games and go -3. Oof

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Stampede  Kraken
❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤
#11

pride COME ON DOWN & JOIN THE S43 SAN FRANCISCO PRIDE FOR pride
KELLY RIVET NIGHT!
EVERY FAN NAMED KELLY GETS A FREE RIDE ON OUR NEW MECHANICAL MUSTACHE

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Free hair cut night in West Kendall kicks off S44 with thousands of Floridians contracting lice from each other.

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#13

S20 Raiders : Raiding in style

In an effort to capitilize on the urban street wear of the early SHL teens the Texas renegades adopted the silver white and black color scheme of the NFL Raiders with a defiant renegade logo to excite the popo...
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Rage The S34 record season! Rage
THE VLAD MCZ RECORD PARTY
All former teammates of VLAD McZehrl are invite for the big Party and he hopes he can get some BALLS-GIFTS.

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Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Riot Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - Wolfpack New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Dragons Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
S34 - Rage Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Jets Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Stampede Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Whalers Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - Scarecrows St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl Platoon Panthers Dragons Riot Wolfpack *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl Dragons Riot Rage Stampede Jets Wolfpack *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
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SHL Season 44

S34 Portland Admirals

Game 27

"One-Stop Urinalysis and Hand-Crafted Beer Kiosks"

Buy one of our special beers, then pee in the cup! Your urine sample will be instantly analyzed by a state-of-the-art Nuclear-Magnetic Fusion PeeBot! We can tell you right away what embarrassing STD's or cancers you have!

Unfortunately, the event was a disaster as the inexperienced staff manning the kiosks got confused and several people were hospitalized after some of the glasses got mixed up! Another blight on the sad history of the mistake that was Portland!

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