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Weekend Funtime: Failed Promotions
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Montreal had to end their S44 Militia Monkey Madness after the first night. It turns out having a section full of chimps not only didn't help ticket sales but three customers had their faces ripped off.

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#47

S43 Whalers had their "Whale Oil Night" where fans were given small vials of whale oil imported from Japan. Unfortunately, many uneducated fans were unaware of the flammability of whale oil and the the team nearly lost the arena that night, cause several thousand dollars in damages, as well as the authorities wondering what the hell was wrong with the managerial staff for the team.









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With the 46th selection in the S43 SHL Entry Draft
The Toronto North Stars are proud to select:
Dank Boija

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#49

The free shovel with Blizzard Logo for the first thousand people during the expected storm of the century resulted in increased road rage and danger on the highly iced sheets when fans speed to get the highly priced item


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#50

S22, the before the SHL Entry Draft

The West Kendall Platoon have their sights set on Vuro Vlaters, and are hoping to pick him up during the draft. Today only, come get your free Vuro Vlaters jersey with any purchase of a game ticket for this coming season! Come show your support for Vlaters during the draft tomorrow!

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#51

In S27 the Texas Renegades held a Tinder seat night. In an attempt to get people to sit next to someone attractive people were allowed to swap seats either right or left. It led to so much confusion since most of the people weren't very attractive that people were swapping seats all night long and fights broke out about who actually got to sit next to someone decent looking.

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#52

The Kelowna Knights Twitter account decided to have a fan appreciation day where new followers would have their screen name photoshopped onto a Knights jersey and posted the Kelowna Twitter feed. As you can imagine, Twitter Trolls scouring the web got a hold of this rather quickly.

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#53

S40: Platoon For some yet unexplained reasoning, Jed Lloren Re-Re-Re-acquisition night was not all that popular with the crowd as the initial comeback. @r1c3bowl22

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11-10-2018, 12:19 PMZoone16 Wrote: S40: Platoon For some yet unexplained reasoning, Jed Lloren Re-Re-Re-acquisition night was not all that popular with the crowd as the initial comeback.  @r1c3bowl22
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Crisis Text Line - Text 'HOME' to 741741
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Good2Talk - 1-866-925-5454
Kid's Help Phone - 1-800-668-6868
Mental Health Hotline Ontario - 1-866-531-2600
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 1-800-273-8255

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#55

S42 - This season was very emotional for Gvias Kazlauskas because he was selected only with 65th pick in SMJHL draft. So Colorado made ''Support Gvidas day'' but unfortunately this didn't make big effect for Gvidas

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#56

ANchorage Armada, Season 44

Season kickoff: Goalie Workshop

fans will have a chance to win on-ice learning sessions with the famous Armada goalie Larry Atta who will be starting the season in net despite not showing up to practice for 3 seasons running.
#57

In S40 the city of Edmonton was hit by a massive blizzard that left the arena empty for 2 games as fans couldn't leave their homes. In an attempt to get some fans in the seats during the blizzard the team announced the first 1000 people to the game would receive free tickets. 18 people died trying to fight the record storm conditions to make it to the arena. The promotion failed.

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#58

Halifax Raiders - $1 Pitcher night

While the raiders were in the dark times in S42, they needed to attract fans. The idea was to make pitchers of beer just one dollar. The arena was packed. Every seat in the arena was sold and it looked like they had a good thing going, until the beer ran out after the 1st period. Fans were livid, and quite drunk. Fights broke out in the stands and riots in the concourse requesting more beer. Repairs cost the raiders more than they made that night and there were over a dozen arrests

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the S41 Vancouver Whalers, having taken home the Laurifer Trophy, got a little too cocky and started selling Four Star Cup Finals game tickets at a discount early during the semi-finals where they took on the Montreal Militia. the entire team and staff all backed the promotion as they were sure they would at least be in the finals if not hoisting the cup. their ignorance was quickly exploited as they forgot that Montreal being the 6th seeded team means that literally fucking anything could happen.

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#60

S28
Dragons Gorlab Appreciation Night Dragons

In honor of their recently retired legend, the Dragons held Gorlab Appreciation Night at their home opener. Sadly, all the fans in attendance were banned from ever entering the stadium again.

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