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Dude · 11-19-2018, 06:58 AM

Hey there, SMJHL, here I am again with the most boring media of all time. You'll notice it's clear that fewer audits are needed at this level. Obviously the players have not been around long enough to make mistakes, or have their mistakes approved by my team. At the same time, these are the newest users and are more likely to make mistakes.

As a dislaimer: No one on this list should see their TPE discrepancy and immediately apply that to their update. The numbers you see could be flawed themselves and you should not jump to the conclusion that you deserve that 44 TPE you're missing, or that you should immediately remove that 15 TPE you've overspent. These numbers do not tell a complete story. Anyone that does this will just be refused and laughed at in the Updater Discord channel. Mostly by me. A plus means you have too much TPE applied to your build, a minus means you have too little TPE applied to your build.

First I will rank the top 5 teams under a few categories.

Most Audits Needed

1. Montreal Militia: 8 Audits
2. Halifax Raiders: 7 Audits
3. Colorado Raptors: 6 Audits
4. Anchorage Armada: 4 Audits
5. Vancouver Whalers: 4 Audits

Fewest Audits Needed

1. Detroit Falcons: 2 Audits
2. Kelowna Knights: 2 Audits
3. St. Louis Scarecrows: 3 Audits
4. Anchorage Armada: 4 Audits
5. Vancouver Whalers: 4 Audits

Highest Net Discrepancy

1. Anchorage Armada: +19 TPE
2. Montreal Militia: +19 TPE
3. Vancouver Whalers: +10 TPE
4. St. Louis Scarecrows: -5 TPE
5. Kelowna Knights: +3 TPE

Lowest Net Discrepancy

1. Colorado Raptors: 0 TPE
2. Detroit Falcons: +1 TPE
3. Halifax Raiders: -1 TPE
4. Kelowna Knights: +3 TPE
5. St. Louis Scarecrows: -5 TPE

Highest Single Player Discrepancy

1. Griffith Cadwalader: +28 TPE
2. Helmuts Akmenlauks: -20 TPE
3. Ignatius Blunt: -12 TPE
4. Kristof Kovacs: +11 TPE
5. Nathan Cosco: -11 TPE

Initial impressions show that Colorado should not win the lowest net discrepancy award just because their errors cancel each other out. The real winner of this contest should be Detroit. They only need 2 audits for a net discrepancy of +1 TPE? That's impressive. Well done, Detroit.

I will never say that again.
I'm actually really surprised to find anyone in here with more than 15 TPE discrepancies and to find two with 20 or more is a shock.

Anchorage Armada: 4 Audits
Doug Dimmadome: +2 TPE
Kenji Yoshimura: +5 TPE
Maxime Bouchard: +4 TPE
Tucker Baloo: +8 TPE
Net TPE Discrepancy: +19 TPE

Colorado Raptors: 6 Audits
Gvidas Kazlauskas: -2 TPE
Ignatius Blunt: -12 TPE
Kevin Maddox: -1 TPE
Jakub Novak: +6 TPE
Nico Wallner: +5 TPE
Konstantin Voloshin: +4 TPE
Net TPE Discrepancy: 0

Detroit Falcons: 2 Audits
Bedrich Sykora: -1 TPE
Eero Makinen: +2 TPE
Net TPE Discrepancy: +1 TPE

Halifax Raiders: 7 Audits
Crush Cile: +2 TPE
Vince Rieper: -1 TPE
Kristof Kovacs: +11 TPE
Nathan Cosco: -11 TPE
Pierre Laroche-Durocher: +4 TPE
Thomas Speardane: -5 TPE
Craig Finley: -1 TPE
Net TPE Discrepancy: -1 TPE

Kelowna Knights: 2 Audits
Rasmus Rasmus: +2 TPE
Scott Niedermayer Jr.: +1 TPE
Net TPE Discrepancy: +3 TPE

Montreal Militia: 8 Audits
Jeff Brogen: -5 TPE
Kevin Kazarian: -1 TPE
Mason Hudson: -2 TPE
Petr Vrana: -1 TPE
Griffith Cadwalader: +28 TPE
Veikka Toivanen: +2 TPE
Willie Fisterbottom: -4 TPE
Cody Johansen: +2 TPE
Net TPE Discrepancy: +19 TPE

St. Louis Scarecrows: 3 Audits
Ty Hoover: +10 TPE
Brock Nuck: +5 TPE
Helmuts Akmenlauks: -20 TPE
Net TPE Discrepancy: -5 TPE

Vancouver Whalers: 4 Audits
Carlo Russo: +1 TPE
Trav Lizard: +1 TPE
Greg Santos: +4 TPE
Jack Kennedy: +4 TPE
Net TPE Discrepancy: +10 TPE

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*Flowseidon* · 11-19-2018, 08:56 AM

So that's why I wasn't scoring!

Ferdy · 11-24-2018, 11:25 PM

Oh, I hadn't seen this and coincidentally realised in the same week I had been using the update scales wrong for attributes above 60. Thanks for pointing it out.

How does an audit work, though, can anyone explain? I saw the league is hiring someone to do them, but, for example, I revisited my update thread and made corrections so my player would be legal. Is there something else I need to do?

*Good_Ole_Kimmy* · 11-24-2018, 11:27 PM

fuck you Colorado gets lowest net TPE discrepancy

JSS · 11-24-2018, 11:40 PM

11-24-2018, 11:27 PMGood_Ole_Kimmy Wrote: fuck you Colorado gets lowest net TPE discrepancy

*talks in bird*

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Falcons

Waters · 11-24-2018, 11:45 PM

is it a coincidence that the two teams i've GMed have the lowest number of audits in their leagues

probably yeah

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